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Question from Reluctant Islander  on 12/16/2014 | comment | 2 likes

Dear Laura,
     I'm stuck on a desert island because the lifts have broken down and the boat is all the way on the other side of Albia. I tried to call for help on the radio, but it's broken; all it does is play the same song over and over. I never want to so much as look at another coconut, the smell of them makes me sick. I'm using my last hooch bottle to send you this message, I just hope it gets through!
- Reluctant Islander


Dear Reluctant Islander,
     There's nothing quite like a desperate survival situation to motivate us to tap into our creative and resourceful side! Using the palm trees and their giant fronds, I'm sure you can fashion a slingshot and catapult yourself back onto the mainland. Hopefully you'll land on something soft! Perhaps you could even craft one of your beloved coconut shells into a safety helmet? ;)
- Laura
 
Question from Caroling Ettin  on 12/10/2014 | comment | 2 likes

Dear Laura,
     Can you help me? I've been singing carols, but no one seems to care. They just stick me in an empty room. Is there anything that I can do?
- Caroling Ettin


Dear Caroling Ettin,
     Rather than being Scrooges, perhaps carols are just harder for other creatures to understand when they're sung in an Ettin tongue. Seek out the Caroling Wisemen, for they can teach you some festive phrases that everyone recognises, perfect for those yuletide classics and a good old-fashioned sing-along around the Christmas tree... Or around Gaia decked out in fairy lights, whichever look the Hand has gone for with the decorations this year!
- Laura
 
Question from Distressed Pokemon  on 11/30/2014 | 4 comments | 2 likes

Dear Laura,
     Help me! I'm a shiny Mew, but the Norns could care less. They're big bullies, and I'm not allowed to fight back. They've started figuring out how to use Pokemon attacks, and some of them can use dark-type moves! *Shudders* Is there anything I can do to get them to stop? Uh oh, here comes a Norn! AAAHHH-

Norn used Thief!
It's super effective!
Mew's keyboard was stolen!
Mew fainted!

- Distressed Pokemon


Dear Distressed Pokemon,
     As much as I'd like to say that my knowledge as an Agony Aunt knows no bounds, I'm afraid my expertise doesn't cover Pokemon attacks, or battles thereof. The most I can suggest is throw cheese at your assailants, but that probably isn't the most tactical of strategies... They'll only eat it and get crumbs all over your keyboard! You'd be much better off consulting Professor Oak about this one. ;) Ask me about stinger attacks, on the other hand, and I'm your Norn! I could even tell you how to successfully raid their nests for delicious honeycomb.
- Laura
 
Question from Overrun  on 9/17/2014 | 4 comments | 7 likes

Dear Laura,
     Help! The Spam Norns have taken over! I was experimenting on their pigment genes, and they escaped in the night! Now they're everywhere! Is there anything I can do to get rid of them? The population is rapidly increasing right now as we speak!
- Overrun


Dear Overrun,
     This is truly a case of testing gone wrong! It's probably best to leave any experimentation to the Shee in future. In the past, you could've just shoved your troublesome test subjects into a nearby portal for another lucky Hand to deal with. However, all portals seem to be out of order these days, so I'm afraid your options are somewhat limited! What you could do, though, is install a Spam Norn filter. Oh, it's not a technological device, but a particularly angry Grendel who just happens to be called 'Filter'. ;)
- Laura
 
Question from Late Bloomer  on 9/15/2014 | comment | 4 likes

Dear Laura,
     All my friends are getting taller and growing horns, but thanks to my Bondi genetics I'm still a child. Is there any way to speed things up? I'm sick of feeling left out!
- Late Bloomer


Dear Late Bloomer,
     Well, look on the bright side! Childhood can pass us by all too quickly, but you've been blessed with more time to enjoy doing the little things that are frowned upon in adulthood. Go on, play the didgeridoo too loudly, hog the giant beach ball, stuff your face with crobsters until your belly hurts, and win at hide and seek because you're still small enough to squeeze into tight spaces! Just think of how jealous your friends will be, when you stand out as the coolest young dude in the group... And they're all sporting grey fur and a limp. [nsmirk]
- Laura
 
Question from Terrified Hand  on 9/15/2014 | comment | 2 likes

Dear Laura,
     My Norns are running rampant and foaming at the mouth! What do I do!? They're coming over here...
- Terrified Hand


Dear Terrified Hand,
     Well, this is what happens when you wash their mouths out with soap. A good drink of water should cure them. ;) I know it's hurtful when your little darlings say "eem eat hand", but installing the Eat Hand agent is definitely a more tactical way forward. Just think of your poor fingers. You only get four, and one thumb, after all!
- Laura
 
Question from A Siamese Norn  on 9/14/2014 | comment

Dear Laura,
     I hit the Hand a lot because I was bored. Then it exploded into a mass of... Something... That turned into a beast and now there's no light, no bioenergy, and dozens of creature corpses! The beast might take Gaia next, and I'm scared of what will happen! Should we try and get the Hand back, or should we go through with what Gaia calls "CTRL+Pause"?
- A Siamese Norn


Dear A Siamese Norn,
     Firstly, I wouldn't believe everything that Gaia says. It's hard to trust a Geat who will eat anything that isn't bolted to the ship! It also wouldn't surprise me if she was partially responsible for rousing the Hand's ire. Some creatures seem to forget that underneath their powerful exterior, the Hand is still a real being, with real feelings. No matter how invincible they appear to be, anyone would crack under such torment. While it probably doesn't realise that slapping is a form of communication, I think it's fair to say you went a little bit overboard! Next time, use your words instead of your paws and if you're bored, well, the Training Dummy hasn't been known to fight back! As for the Hand, an apology can go a long way, along with peace offerings of tea and a plate of its favourite biscuits... When it's calmed down, of course. Try and stay out of its way for now!
- Laura
 
Question from Not Delicious  on 9/10/2014 | comment | 3 likes

Dear Laura,
     Help! Norn home full of dragons and eem scared! Dragons eat eem's lunch, stole toy, Ettins and even Grendels are hiding. Dragon ate Hand. Eem next? Maybe run dragons?!
- Not Delicious


Dear Not Delicious,
     Legend tells of a statue craved in the image of our formidable forefathers, the Shee, hidden in the bowels of Ancient Albia. What you should do is find a fellow Norn crazy enough to try and lure the dragon into its clutches. Of course, we'll need some bait... Perhaps the Edible Doozers will appeal to its appetite! ... What? You didn't think I meant your friend there, surely? If the Shee are smiling down on you, then the hypnotic draw of the statue's malevolent eyes should send the dragon into a deep sleep, after which I strongly suggest a big cage, or similar. Anything to keep the beast at bay until a replacement Hand is found. Failing that, I've heard that the 'Desktop' is a lovely holiday destination at this time of year?
- Laura
 
Question from Rightwalking Rigby  on 9/10/2014 | comment | 1 like

Dear Laura,
     Some trickster broke into the Comms Room and injected one of those strange looking arrows. Now the whole terrarium is walking against the wall, and we can't stop! The Hand is away at some "Tea Convention" and won't be back for a few days. I had to shout at passing creatures just to send you this message, and now the whole ship is walking against this wall! What can we do?
- Rightwalking Rigby


Dear Rightwalking Rigby,
     It must be quite a strange arrow, if the entire terrarium is walking against the right wall! [noddeye] Unfortunately, you might have to persist through this ordeal until the Hand returns from its tea convention. It sounds like a rather serious problem, and I don't think it would help if you were to push anything while the Hand is away. You know, this could actually be a prime time to create a new set of group dance moves, such as "Right Walking Riot" or maybe even, "Shuffle to the Right, Right, Right"... Okay, okay, that was cheesy (speaking of cheese, I do hope food is still within your reach!), but seriously! This is the perfect opportunity to make new acquaintances.
- Laura
 
Question from Glitchy Neon Geat  on 9/8/2014 | comment | 3 likes

Dear Laura,
     Help! Whenever I look at someone else, plants can't grow where I was standing anymore! Also, whenever I touch something, it turns crazy, flashy colors like me and vanishes! The Hand says that I'm a glitch. What's going on? Help! *Keyboard glitches out and vanishes*.
- Glitchy Neon Geat


Dear Glitchy Neon Geat,
     I think if you *static noises* will happen to get better. Glitches aren't always so ba-*more static noise* and before you know it, you'll be *connection drops*.
- Laura
 

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