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Sparkette

Sparkette



  11/22/2008

So one time I called Homedepot, I asked the person who answered if they had any 'wicker sets'... All I got back was "Eh wot??.. Weeder Feeder?"...

The other time I called there (Again) asking if they had any tulips for sale, "Eh no we don't have any toilets.."

How do ppl get this crap?

 
angel51431

angel51431


 visit angel51431's website: the Norn Setter
  11/24/2008

my mum used to tell me when i was little that diabetes was caused by eating too much candy as a kid.

Yes, I'm the forum [devil]... Any questions?

Rascii: You make my life difficult, angel.

 
EttinLover

EttinLover



  11/24/2008

My Buddy told me that holes in toths was done by little monster that was crawling in my mouth when i sleep and bitting holes. :3

Simply lurking around
 
Squishy-Fudge

Squishy-Fudge



  11/25/2008

i once got an email of a friend. said something about something. at the end it said ''By the way, what does BTW stand for?''

i loled crazily.

 
KC11

KC11


 visit KC11's website: DragonClawWritings (Tumblr)
  11/27/2008

"Would you like salmon or fish?"

My mom. :P


Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>

 
Karias
Sixty Third

Karias



  11/27/2008

Some guy told me the Ice Age doesn't exist, Dinosaurs roamed the earth a few thousand years ago, and that evolution cannot possibly exist.

-Karias; a bit fruity and gone bananas in the wrong climate! :D
 
Squishy-Fudge

Squishy-Fudge



  11/28/2008

^lulz


 
xan

xan



  12/5/2008

"My Buddy told me that holes in toths was done by little monster that was crawling in my mouth when i sleep and bitting holes. :3"

^^^^^ this is basically correct

 
Pann
Small Birb

Pann


 visit Pann's website: Heck Yeah, Creatures!
  12/9/2008

Let's see.......

My mom once said a long time ago when I was like 4 that ''orangey'' was a swear word. I was like ''Look Mommy, that lamp is so orangey!'' or something like that.

I'm beginning to think she may have been out of it. XD;;


Small bird who lives here sometimes, and wanders other times.

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Dreamnorn

Dreamnorn



  12/10/2008

I was once role-playing with a friend of mine online, where we're in a magical citadel on an island in the middle of nowhere. Because I was really bored, my RP character suggested we watch a movie.

The response:

"Are you nuts!? There aren't any TVs in this era! Why not we play a video game instead?"

For some reason, that made me laugh so badly. xD



 
Tails

Tails



  12/21/2008

"eating too many potatoes gives you worms".

This quote came from one of my family members. Idiot.


~Tails~
 
KC11

KC11


 visit KC11's website: DragonClawWritings (Tumblr)
  12/22/2008

"how is you?"

This is what one of my friends said on my facebook profile. I didn't notice it, but my mom the Grammer Nazi sure did. XD


Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>

 
LuciaInFurs

LuciaInFurs


 visit LuciaInFurs's website: The Electric Angels
  12/27/2008

That one it quite common, actually.
Aparently broken english is cute.


The Electric Angels (my blog)
http://luciainfurs.wordpress.com/
~*~*~*~*~*~
"Don't you know there ain't no devil,
it's just god when he's drunk"



 
KC11

KC11


 visit KC11's website: DragonClawWritings (Tumblr)
  12/27/2008

I can haz chezburger?

:3


Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>

 
Laura
Tea Queen

Laura


 visit Laura's website: CC Chat
  12/27/2008

Back on topic...

"Father Christmas is real" by my parents. ;)

 
C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

C-Rex


 visit C-Rex's website: The Norn Nebula
  12/28/2008

"Cheese before bed gives you nightmares" by my mum and dad.
 
LuciaInFurs

LuciaInFurs


 visit LuciaInFurs's website: The Electric Angels
  1/9/2009

A few days ago I was trying to describe someone I knew who went to my friends college, she seemed like she'd move in similar circles. After a lot of rather vague descriptions I gave up and shrugged saying "You probably dont know him."
She turns to me and says, as if I'm an utter retard:
"Uh, Lucy.. I know *ALL* the guys in Southampton"
:\


The Electric Angels (my blog)
http://luciainfurs.wordpress.com/
~*~*~*~*~*~
"Don't you know there ain't no devil,
it's just god when he's drunk"



 
xan

xan



  1/11/2009

"Cheese before bed gives you nightmares" by my mum and dad.

^^^^^^

Cheese contains prodigous amounts of tryptophan as found in turkey, so this is basically correct.

 
angel51431

angel51431


 visit angel51431's website: the Norn Setter
  1/11/2009

graph = buzzkill!

Yes, I'm the forum [devil]... Any questions?

Rascii: You make my life difficult, angel.

 
Norn7b6

Norn7b6



  2/1/2009

my Brother told me that on Runescape some one had this wip they were wilding and this random person walked up to them and said
"give me ur susagges"
then as the person who owned the wip tried to explain it to them the other guy was saing "I now it ur suaaages im not blind" and like he was going to report the poor person with a wip for not sharing his sussages

 
Malkin

Malkin

Manager


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  6/6/2009

*Person A tickles Person B*
*Person B takes their just revenge and tickles back*
Person A says to me, "Person B won't stop TICKLING MEEEEEEE!"
lol


My TCR Norns
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  6/6/2009

Once when my DS was still working, I was online again. I blasted some Norns into the Warp and sent to aybody I never met before. I started a chat to say him what he got (it were again some of my mutant thingies).
He said he has also very mutated Norns. Said anything silly like 2 heads, 6 arms, 4 legs and 3 tails each creature. I said he A) lies, B) has some very strange sprites or C) his DS engine is badly damaged. He answered that they really would look so and sent me one. For me it looked like an average ChiChi Norn and when I looked up the automatic birth picture which was shot in his world, it still looked like a normal ChiChi. When I told him that, he suddenly had to leave. XD


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
xan

xan



  6/6/2009

it's possible to have multiple heads and limbs, it just doesn't express in the game, check its genome
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  6/7/2009

No, he meant it gets ingame displayed with that ammount of body parts. XD
I think I killed it (the Norn, not the player) because it seemed too boring to me.
At last my DS is still broken ^^


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Arnout

Arnout



  7/17/2009

Elephants can fly with their ears.:o
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/17/2009

that re-useing plastic water bottle can cause cancer. It was obviously a cheap (if I spoke my mind about what I think of them I'd get banned) company trying to get you to buy a random metal bottle that costs way too much.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Arnout

Arnout



  7/18/2009

Maybe they where meaning when you warm up those plastic waterbottles is causing cancer?
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/18/2009

I used plastic bottles quite long to bring drinks to school (yes, in germany you must do that if you can not live without liquids...) and I think I am cancer-free.

btw: What do you think why Coca Cola wants their bottles back? They clean the bottles and reuse them, too.


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/18/2009

I know. America buisness industry is getting bad at lying.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  7/21/2009

That Harry Potter is the devil


in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/22/2009

/\ your right. As a matter of fact,he is second in command.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  7/30/2009

This dumb kid at school said that the only thing college is for, is partying.

I thought 'A. your not getting into college, your grades are horrible. B. Also, I don't see people getting into college with that attitude. C. If you don't do any work, you won't get into college, much less pass this grade'

Once, my mind asked me a question,
'If you were on one of those old fashion dating shows, what question would you ask?'

I answered 'hrrmmm, well I'd say this 'paper or plastic', and then say 'it was retorical, it's plastic'


beep
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  12/18/2009

I stole someones unbitten sandwhich once (heheh) and they told me if I ate it I'd get AIDS.... I'm still AIDS free.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

Ghosthande


 visit Ghosthande's website: Breeders Beware
  12/18/2009

When I was 5, my mother (teasingly) told me that grocery stores will put any lost children on the shelves and sell them. Unfortunately I thought she was serious.

When I was 9, my friend told me that when you lose your voice, it's because a spider crawled down your throat while you were asleep.

When I was 12, my dad told me fast food places leave mayonnaise off by default.



Other dumb things I've been told:

Dinosaurs went extinct because their brains were so tiny they couldn't control their own bodies (this was from a really old science book).

Dogs get worms from eating sugar.

Feeding parrots chocolate and caffeine is OK.



 
Wiimeiser

Wiimeiser



  12/18/2009

Karias:


Is that person American/Religious?


Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik!
 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  12/18/2009

I butted into a conversation that these Twighlight fan girls were having at school, and they had pictures of edward, Jacob, etc.

Their reply:
"You're just jealous, you wish you looked like X" (X= any of the male characters, they even showed me the pictures).

I think they just used that against me as I'm a bit over weight....

This was the most unintelligent thing I've been told, which, my response,
was being sarcastic, and laughing.


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