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Mandymom
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5/20/2016 | |
Unfournately, the Grendel found a better stick.
Grendels aren't so bad, but I love Ettins! They're adorable! The complexity of creatures is quite amazing. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/21/2016 | |
Fortunately, the new stick, while expertly coded, was just a toy, and did no damage whatsoever. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/21/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the game was paused for a couple hours whilst the hand was examining the expertly made code and taking notes for his own personal use. |
Peppery One
Papriko
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5/21/2016 | 1 |
Fortunately, this timeskip had absolutely no direct impact on the events themselves.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/21/2016 | |
Unfortunately, this moved the real world's time forwards for a while, causing the hand to forget what he/she was doing. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/21/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand wasn't doing anything important anyway. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/21/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the hand is now away from the computer. |
VioletGrendel
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, the computer was still running.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it was infected with 483 viruses. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, the viruses were all false positives, due to the hand's poor choice in anti-virus software. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, there were 96 real viruses on there, all undetected. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, they were on a virtual machine. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the virtual machine had a dynamically sized disk, and the large amount of data produced by the viruses caused it to expand, leaving insufficient free hard drive space for virtual memory and crashing the creatures game. |
VioletGrendel
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand deleted the virtual machine.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the hand selected a different world when it re-opened creatures. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, it was a bright and cheerful world full of amazing agents and no dangers, and all the creatures in it were super happy and sickeningly fond of one another. |
punkmogwai
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately the hand got bored with this perfect world. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, he kept it running regardless. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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5/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it was running on a laptop that was not plugged in, so it ran out of power...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
VioletGrendel
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5/23/2016 | |
Fortunately, the hand owned a helpful pet parrot, who plugged the computer in.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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5/23/2016 | |
Unfortunately, despite being a total paradise, there was a rather villainous norn who had evil intentions for the world. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/23/2016 | |
Fortunately, he died. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/23/2016 | |
Unfortunately his 8 children are bent on completing his plans. |
Peppery One
Papriko
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5/23/2016 | |
Fortunately, they were completely and utterly incompetent in doing so.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/23/2016 | |
Unfortunately, his 8 children had 64 children of their own, and although they were just as incompetent, they were able to carry out the plans by way of sheer numbers. |
Lodestar
Doringo
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5/24/2016 | |
Fortunately they live on the other end of the world, in their secret hideout...which every creature in the world knows about the existance of. |
VioletGrendel
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5/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they had a remote controlled quadcopter.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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punkmogwai
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5/27/2016 | |
Fortunately, they were very bad at flying it. |
Patient Pirate
ylukyun
Manager
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5/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they found a coupon for quadcopter flying lessons. |
Code Monkey
evolnemesis
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5/28/2016 | 1 |
Fortunately, the tin geat had a ground to air homing missile system...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
VioletGrendel
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5/28/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it was unable to lock onto something as small as a quadcopter.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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5/28/2016 | |
Fortunately, the quadcopter was impossible to pilot, instead it had a very buggy auto-pilot. |
VioletGrendel
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5/29/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the autopilot was connected to the Internet so that it could download a new and better autopilot.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Lodestar
Doringo
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5/30/2016 | |
Fortunately the company who originally made the autopilot went bankrupt, and now their website is just a "Buy this domain!" site instead. |
VioletGrendel
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5/31/2016 | |
Unfortunately, there was a virus on the site.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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