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Gumbo
    
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9/16/2009 | |
I just thought this would be funny, so here are the rules:
Everyone posts their worst nornbreed idea, genetic or full breed, and then I set up a poll on which one is the worst, whichever gets more votes wins. Each game takes up one page, any posts after that are not counted, so please edit your posts to respond instead of posting again.
I'll start: micro micro ettins, a microscopic breed of ettins. Looks like a bateria with the bug-seeing spray, but tan and dirty purple, like ettins. It is nearly impossible to splice them, select them, lead them or do anything to them by hand, as they travel as fast as normal ettins. They are also toxic and radioactive and are born infested with bacteria. They enjoy to gather in group, and when they have several bacteria each, it looks like a small carpet of bacteria. May be renamed to
Swarm ettins.
edit: i disaprove of all these hacking things . lol its okay just try thinking of something else please dont mean to sound bossy.
@ malkin: lol, i actually made a rage grendel using caos once. it was something like sway writ norn urge 31 13 20 13 endm or something.
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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9/16/2009 | |
Network Viruses: all in all normal norns, but let the DS server crash each time you try to warp one.
Also available as Engine Viruses which cause a game crash when hatching.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
    

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9/16/2009 | |
Universe Norns: Norns that are born so big they fill the entire world, making everything impossible. Plus they are immortal, and whenever they age they eat up 50 Gigabites of your Hard Drive. |

EmergencyTowel
    
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9/16/2009 | |
rock norns:they are infested with bacteria,kill everything that touches it,and other than that just sit there.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

c1anddsaddict
  
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9/17/2009 | |
Hacker ettins: Ettins that hack into your game so you can't close the game no matter what, not even if you use control alt delete. If you try to turn the computer off, you'll get a bad electric shock.
DS village
My TCR norns
STAY AWAY FROM THE MOLDY, DISEASED CHICKEN NUGGET STASH!!!
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Arnout
    
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9/17/2009 | |
Freeze grendels: Your game will freeze everytime, they slap something. |

c1anddsaddict
  
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9/17/2009 | |
Exhausted sleep norns: Norns that sleep from the moment they are born until they die, the only way they can survive is if they sleep, which produces all the nutrients they need.
DS village
My TCR norns
STAY AWAY FROM THE MOLDY, DISEASED CHICKEN NUGGET STASH!!!
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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9/17/2009 | |
The Ultimate Slider. It can't move, talk, or even breathe.
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MaltoGuy

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9/18/2009 | |
Hacker Norn: It takes over your computer and shocks anyone who comes near it. |

Malkin
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9/20/2009 | |
Rage Norns - norns which are so focussed on hitting everything to death that they forget to sleep, eat or breed.
My TCR Norns |

LoverIan
    
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9/21/2009 | |
Bunny norns, grendels, and ettins! All of these are super breeders. The female stays pregnant for 10 seconds. The female never lays one egg, it always lays 3+ eggs. The male can mate anytime. These creatures can even alter the amount of creatures allowed in the game.
Cannibal norns, ettins, and grendels. Their only source of food is each other, and other breeds, their only use is getting rid of the bunny species, and over population......
Annoying norns, they make new worlds, over populate them, whilst your playing yours, and then they export all their norns, and import them into yours. They also make new accounts, and send all their norns to your world, and if it gets full, they raise the limit.
God norns, they can die, but, they do whatever they want, annoying everyone, forcing them to worship him/her, and defying laws of everything.....
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Wiimeiser
   
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9/21/2009 | |
God Norns can't die of old age, right?
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Seedbank Norns, which are constantly pregnant throughout life and keep laying eggs of creatures; living, non-living, and dead agents; and CA smells.
Wooly french bread you can eat with a spoon.
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

LoverIan
    
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9/21/2009 | |
Oh they can, just like a real god could.....
See, god is a living being, and all living beings die eventually, or they just have very long life-spans, and they could die of other methods if not aging.....
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That sounds a lot like my bunny norn breed, but your breed is very interesting.
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