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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/30/2009 | |
I have a world where I tried to breed brown norns. So I threw everything brown (and also orange, else it would be a pretty small gene pool) together. I also added Treehugger.
When I make a Crobster and hold it anywhere, the most norns, which see it, turn around, follow and push it XD
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Wiimeiser
   
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8/30/2009 | |
My norn said "Bub cold" then another norn said "maybe left something Bub. It's given me an idea to make the bottom-right corner of the Meso cold.
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

LoverIan
    
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8/31/2009 | |
Star bucks 4 ever, just lol!
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/31/2009 | |
I don't know what the creature said (probably Abukcheech my grendel who said "I extreme angry", but I'm not sure) and I saw the suggestions "maybe push toy I" and even better: "maybe left toy I"
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Gumbo
    
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8/31/2009 | 1 |
Two of my norns were sitting down, facing eachother, one asleep, one not. The male sudenly turns from happy to almost happy and says "me very bored". So much for a romantic moment -_-
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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8/31/2009 | |
Gumbosplat, it could have ended worse, I mean really worse.....
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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/31/2009 | |
he could have slapped her to death
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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8/31/2009 | |
That too, is a good idea of what could have happened.
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Malkin
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9/3/2009 | |
One of my ettins has the habit of just saying "me like" - has anyone else had that happen before? I put him up for download here, because he also has a cute mutation. 
My TCR Norns |

Norniff

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9/8/2009 | |
I've recently been splicing norns and both of them are in the pods right? One says "Push hand." A few times. The other one joins in. I go for the green button, push the wrong one and they both look at me. First one says, "Koko like hand." The other one says the same thing.(I got bored and I named them both Koko)
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They never cease to amaze me... I spliced them anyways for being annoying.![[evil] [evil]](/images/smilies/evil.gif)
I'm tired. ;___; |

Gumbo
    
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9/8/2009 | |
i was being mean so i named all my stupid norns durr dar or hurr durr so it went like this:
stupid norn: me exmly homesick
smar grendel: maybe approach ettin home durr durr
im so mean 
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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9/8/2009 | |
Yes, you are! ![[angry] [angry]](/images/smilies/angry.gif)
A while ago I had a norn which frequently tried to push vendor after Cupid's Lyre affected him. I slapped him for that and told him to push norn, but he kept trying to make the carrot vendor pregnant.
My norns are immune to wounds, so I threw him around, smashed him via CAOS on the ceiling with speed 2000 and left him alone with a Shadow of Albia for 10 minutes. I finished him with ... He didn't want to listen.
PUSH VENDOR! XD
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Gumbo
    
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9/8/2009 | |
right before one of my norns left for papriko's world, she said ana eat portal, then disapeared. i cracked up
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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9/8/2009 | |
Papriko, Gumbosplat, you guys crack me up.
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generilisk

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9/9/2009 | |
Male norn: Me friendly
Female norn: Me tired
I guess norns aren't that different... |

LoverIan
    
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9/9/2009 | |
They're not, read a few posts up, for a you know what bear quote!
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Gumbo
    
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9/11/2009 | |
not what they said, but what they do: a extremely violent dusky grendel was livng in the cave in the canopy, with a bunch of bone toy, when a black blob came in and they both said they disliked eachother at the same time. they both walked in opposite directions until the black blob left. i expect another confrontation in a while 
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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EmergencyTowel
    
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9/11/2009 | |
whats a black bl?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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9/11/2009 | |
I guess gumbo pressed the Post button a bit to early, because the sentence seems incomplete to me.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Gumbo
    
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9/12/2009 | |
sorry, at the library, logged me off before i could finish, edited
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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9/14/2009 | |
Still, Black Blob?
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Arnout
    
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9/17/2009 | 1 |
My 4 grendels, where allways telling each other to "dislike"others.
3 of them where telling to "dislike" 1 while that 1 was sleeping!
It allready happened 3 times with different grendels!
It never happens when the "disliked" 1 is not sleeping! XD |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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9/17/2009 | |
That's hilarious! I've never heard a Creature do that before.
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LoverIan
    
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9/17/2009 | |
LOL! So, it's your new, top rated, tv drama world?
EDIT: I was checking this wolf run I was doing, okay, it's more of a feral run, but I saw this norn and he said:
"Arnold eat door!"
He was right in front of the door, lying down, and there was food right in front of him, I think, "So, norns find a door more appetizing?"
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Arnout
    
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10/15/2009 | |
My C2 Golden Desert norn, hatched by nature, and she learned to talk by her mom and dad.
So, she was coming out of her sleep, she smiled and said:"Anne got food!"
It looked so cute! 
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 Small Birb
Pann
   

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10/19/2009 | |
I think one of my CFE norns was bisexual, as he kept saying to another male norn that he loved him. But he also loved that male's mate. It was a weird triangle.
I think one norn said ''Me eat self.'' It was weird.
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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10/19/2009 | |
I had a Norn recommend that another Norn do that recently.
"Me extremely bored."
"Maybe eat self Ryan."
XD
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 Small Birb
Pann
   

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10/22/2009 | |
What could it mean? XD
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Steelfoot

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10/23/2009 | |
According to the Health Bar Agent, "eat self" is a frequent thought process throughout my norn population. Whether one will actually act on it remains to be seen.
To contribute, a young norn once said in a room full of other more mature norns, "Cedric very bored." Of the multiple suggestions from the nearby adults ("push toy," "push button", etc.) the one Cedric took to heart was "hit machinery," suggested by an apparently quite bored Siamese. And so, he did.
I feel sorry for that poor Pulse Switch. |

Wiimeiser
   
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10/23/2009 | |
So "eat self" is like the default action creatures revert to when the simulation has nothing else to do?
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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10/23/2009 | |
Eat and Push are the most common verbs and according to the Healthbar I think it is so that "self" does not really mean that they want to do it really on themselves, it is just a placeholder when the Norn has nothing interesting to look at.
I guess so got Eat Self and Push Self created in first- and lowgen Norns.
In Highgens it can both, my theory or any mutated and distorted instincts.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Steelfoot

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10/23/2009 | |
Recently had one of my Treehuggers say "eat door." Apparently the endeavor was fruitless (hurr hurr hurr). |

Yamishi
 
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10/24/2009 | |
"eat nono".. No idea where that one came from  |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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10/24/2009 | |
nono is half learned Norn. Still funny XD
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 Small Birb
Pann
   

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10/25/2009 | |
So that's why they say that...really funny still. Every time someone says ''Eat self'' or ''eat elevator'' I always crack up. XD
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