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LoverIan

LoverIan



  7/30/2009

LOL, eem foo dis, that could mean 'me f-this'. Or maybe my mind is using horrible humor.

Thanks for the tip ^_^


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Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  8/5/2009

One of the babies in my world just said "wewe Norn" XD


 
Wiimeiser

Wiimeiser



  8/5/2009

wewe means weather I think

Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik!
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  8/5/2009

C3 norns connect the words less creative. In this combination it must be a verb or a word like "like" or "hate".

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  8/5/2009

I think he was trying to "retreat". At least that would explain why he was walking backwards. It still sounded funny though.


 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  8/9/2009

nobody said anything in this, but a zebra norn was sleeping with a kumquat in his hand, then my alien norn came up and grabbed it, then walked away and fell asleep with it in his hand. I cracked up


in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/11/2009

That's funny! I guess it is the sleepiness kumqaut

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rainbowcat1

rainbowcat1



  8/12/2009

All hail the Kumquat of Somnolence!

"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso



 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  8/12/2009

"maybe hit something #name of the norn the suggestion went to#"
Hit Grendel? Ok. Hit Fruit? Maybe. Hit Self? Ooookay, now it becomes strange. But HIT SOMETHING? Where should a norn find something? And the even more important question: Something WHAT?


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  8/12/2009

My female chichi constantly walks off high ledges for some reason, and she keeps saying "me patient"

what does it mean?



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
rainbowcat1

rainbowcat1



  8/12/2009  1

She is patiently waiting for her parachute to launch.

"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso



 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  8/12/2009

@ raincat: lol :D

@ Gumbo: maybe she has waiting chemical high. Put her in front of a lift and push the buttons (by hand) to drive her across some levels.


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/12/2009

@ EVERYONE: Just so funny, especially you rainbowcat

Oh and maybe she is patiently waiting for her untimely demise. Or maybe she just wants to make the hover doc's medical bill much higher.


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Wiimeiser

Wiimeiser



  8/13/2009

@ nornloverian:
That's funny!


Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik!
 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/13/2009

@Wiimeiser, thanks I had a feeling it would be funny, but at the same time, I was kinda serious, maybe the norn had turned emo, it was tired of living, and it no longer wanted to go on the woeful life it had, day by day, eating cheese piece by cheese piece.

Ooh that is a good idea for a norn species, an emo norn, it desires to jump in pirahna pits, go to air locks, grendels, and including going into the aquarium.


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C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

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  8/16/2009

In Creatures 1 I was a bit naughty one time and taught a female Purple Mountain Norn loads of swear words. I called her Antisocial Arnie :)
 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/16/2009

LOL! How do you do that?

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C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

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  8/16/2009

I edited the Encyclopedia Nornica files. :)
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  8/16/2009

You evil little creature. Teach me your ways!

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/16/2009

Link please?

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Gumbo

Gumbo



  8/17/2009

I meant what does the word patient mean?
Also, what does trapped mean? I put a norn on a feild of stopperplants (I'll post a screenshot when I can get on a decent computer) and he said me trapped.



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
Arnout

Arnout



  8/18/2009

One of my CA2DS norns told me: "Eem get mover".
 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/18/2009

Patient, patient mean waiting, like you aren't hasty, or you are able to wait a long time.

Eem get mover? Maybe it means me steal moving plat form or something like that.


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Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  8/18/2009

"Patient" when a Norn says it is the opposite of "Friendly". Although why some Norns feel the need to remark on it is beyond me.

I think "trapped" is just when they can't go anywhere. I had a Norn say that earlier today when another Norn had her cornered and the door was locked.



 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/19/2009

So it means it is antisocial, like a typical stereotype of an emo?

Seriously, someone could make an emo norn, or a suicidal norn, it'd be funny.

Anyways, I think the patient norn, needs to meet 'patient' grendels, and it may learn a lesson, or maybe it will die, or maybe the grendels will be the ones to learn the lesson.


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Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  8/19/2009

No, it means a Norn that doesn't want to mate.


 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/19/2009

Oh, so I guess friendly could mean they are in love or something like that.... Or maybe it is just the patient thing.

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Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  8/20/2009

I think friendly was ready to mate.

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  8/20/2009

Your right. When I hear a creature say that I check the drives. I know your right from experience.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  8/20/2009

I wasn't sure. I play in german, so they say "lieb" and not "friendly". XD

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Frogman

Frogman



  8/20/2009

I've had norns that say stuff like Ich like floppy. It's quite cute.
Though I had a norn called cheech who would always say eat.ALL the time.

 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/20/2009

Papriko, if friendly means ready to mate,
(This is kinda a pun),
Maybe the male norn is 'friendly', and the female, well, she isn't 'friendly' in that way, she just wants to be friends....
But, the male, with his limited vocabulary, doesn't understand the phrase, 'just friends', so, well, you don't want to know what happens.

Weird norns.


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Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  8/20/2009

It could explain why my female CFE norns always complain about "hating" their mates... <.<;


 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  8/21/2009

I felt like saying as a joke, what may happen, oh and yes, that would explain it!;

"FRRRIEEENNNDLLYY!" The male said,
"DO NOT WANT!" Shouted the female,
The male was coming closer, ready to mate,
This seemed like a dark moment,
As if the female may one day have a child,
If she didn't do something,
That child would come sooner!
Just as the male was about to pounce,
A GIANT PIANO FELL FORMT HE SKY!

My favorite part, when I was writing, was the do not want, and the giant piano part, I just know it's wrong, but it has to be funny.

Let's just say, many norn pregnancies (well, when I say that, I mean the pregnancies that cause the female to hate the male) , are the result of either the hand deciding it's a good idea to raise arousal in the male, OR, the male mates with the female, as the female, doesn't want......

It may be a game, but it is simulated life, and is just so funny when you think of it like real life.


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Starbucks4ever

Starbucks4ever


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  8/29/2009

I still find it hilarious when a Bramboo cane falls and a nearby norn says, with a terrified expression, "Retreat plant!"

I've noticed that Treehugger norns will tell a bored norn to 'push bug.' I've never seen any norns except Treehuggers say it. It suits them well.

 

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