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LoverIan
    
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7/30/2009 | |
LOL, eem foo dis, that could mean 'me f-this'. Or maybe my mind is using horrible humor.
Thanks for the tip ^_^
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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8/5/2009 | |
One of the babies in my world just said "wewe Norn" XD
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Wiimeiser
   
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8/5/2009 | |
wewe means weather I think
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/5/2009 | |
C3 norns connect the words less creative. In this combination it must be a verb or a word like "like" or "hate".
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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8/5/2009 | |
I think he was trying to "retreat". At least that would explain why he was walking backwards. It still sounded funny though.
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Gumbo
    
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8/9/2009 | |
nobody said anything in this, but a zebra norn was sleeping with a kumquat in his hand, then my alien norn came up and grabbed it, then walked away and fell asleep with it in his hand. I cracked up
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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8/11/2009 | |
That's funny! I guess it is the sleepiness kumqaut
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rainbowcat1
    
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8/12/2009 | |
All hail the Kumquat of Somnolence!
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/12/2009 | |
"maybe hit something #name of the norn the suggestion went to#"
Hit Grendel? Ok. Hit Fruit? Maybe. Hit Self? Ooookay, now it becomes strange. But HIT SOMETHING? Where should a norn find something? And the even more important question: Something WHAT?
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Gumbo
    
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8/12/2009 | |
My female chichi constantly walks off high ledges for some reason, and she keeps saying "me patient"
what does it mean?
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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rainbowcat1
    
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8/12/2009 | 1 |
She is patiently waiting for her parachute to launch.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/12/2009 | |
@ raincat: lol 
@ Gumbo: maybe she has waiting chemical high. Put her in front of a lift and push the buttons (by hand) to drive her across some levels.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

LoverIan
    
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8/12/2009 | |
@ EVERYONE: Just so funny, especially you rainbowcat
Oh and maybe she is patiently waiting for her untimely demise. Or maybe she just wants to make the hover doc's medical bill much higher.
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Wiimeiser
   
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8/13/2009 | |
@ nornloverian:
That's funny!
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

LoverIan
    
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8/13/2009 | |
@Wiimeiser, thanks I had a feeling it would be funny, but at the same time, I was kinda serious, maybe the norn had turned emo, it was tired of living, and it no longer wanted to go on the woeful life it had, day by day, eating cheese piece by cheese piece.
Ooh that is a good idea for a norn species, an emo norn, it desires to jump in pirahna pits, go to air locks, grendels, and including going into the aquarium.
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 Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
    

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8/16/2009 | |
In Creatures 1 I was a bit naughty one time and taught a female Purple Mountain Norn loads of swear words. I called her Antisocial Arnie  |

LoverIan
    
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8/16/2009 | |
LOL! How do you do that?
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 Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
    

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8/16/2009 | |
I edited the Encyclopedia Nornica files.  |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/16/2009 | |
You evil little creature. Teach me your ways!
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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8/16/2009 | |
Link please?
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Gumbo
    
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8/17/2009 | |
I meant what does the word patient mean?
Also, what does trapped mean? I put a norn on a feild of stopperplants (I'll post a screenshot when I can get on a decent computer) and he said me trapped.
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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Arnout
    
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8/18/2009 | |
One of my CA2DS norns told me: "Eem get mover". |

LoverIan
    
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8/18/2009 | |
Patient, patient mean waiting, like you aren't hasty, or you are able to wait a long time.
Eem get mover? Maybe it means me steal moving plat form or something like that.
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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8/18/2009 | |
"Patient" when a Norn says it is the opposite of "Friendly". Although why some Norns feel the need to remark on it is beyond me.
I think "trapped" is just when they can't go anywhere. I had a Norn say that earlier today when another Norn had her cornered and the door was locked.
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LoverIan
    
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8/19/2009 | |
So it means it is antisocial, like a typical stereotype of an emo?
Seriously, someone could make an emo norn, or a suicidal norn, it'd be funny.
Anyways, I think the patient norn, needs to meet 'patient' grendels, and it may learn a lesson, or maybe it will die, or maybe the grendels will be the ones to learn the lesson.
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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8/19/2009 | |
No, it means a Norn that doesn't want to mate.
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LoverIan
    
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8/19/2009 | |
Oh, so I guess friendly could mean they are in love or something like that.... Or maybe it is just the patient thing.
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/20/2009 | |
I think friendly was ready to mate.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/20/2009 | |
Your right. When I hear a creature say that I check the drives. I know your right from experience.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/20/2009 | |
I wasn't sure. I play in german, so they say "lieb" and not "friendly". XD
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Frogman
 
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8/20/2009 | |
I've had norns that say stuff like Ich like floppy. It's quite cute.
Though I had a norn called cheech who would always say eat.ALL the time. |

LoverIan
    
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8/20/2009 | |
Papriko, if friendly means ready to mate,
(This is kinda a pun),
Maybe the male norn is 'friendly', and the female, well, she isn't 'friendly' in that way, she just wants to be friends....
But, the male, with his limited vocabulary, doesn't understand the phrase, 'just friends', so, well, you don't want to know what happens.
Weird norns.
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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8/20/2009 | |
It could explain why my female CFE norns always complain about "hating" their mates... <.<;
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LoverIan
    
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8/21/2009 | |
I felt like saying as a joke, what may happen, oh and yes, that would explain it!;
"FRRRIEEENNNDLLYY!" The male said,
"DO NOT WANT!" Shouted the female,
The male was coming closer, ready to mate,
This seemed like a dark moment,
As if the female may one day have a child,
If she didn't do something,
That child would come sooner!
Just as the male was about to pounce,
A GIANT PIANO FELL FORMT HE SKY!
My favorite part, when I was writing, was the do not want, and the giant piano part, I just know it's wrong, but it has to be funny.
Let's just say, many norn pregnancies (well, when I say that, I mean the pregnancies that cause the female to hate the male) , are the result of either the hand deciding it's a good idea to raise arousal in the male, OR, the male mates with the female, as the female, doesn't want......
It may be a game, but it is simulated life, and is just so funny when you think of it like real life.
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Starbucks4ever


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8/29/2009 | |
I still find it hilarious when a Bramboo cane falls and a nearby norn says, with a terrified expression, "Retreat plant!"
I've noticed that Treehugger norns will tell a bored norn to 'push bug.' I've never seen any norns except Treehuggers say it. It suits them well. |