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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/2/2009 | |
granted,but sones suck.
I wish Today had better weather where I live.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

SpringRain
   
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8/3/2009 | |
Granted. The weather turns out to be a beautiful spring day - not too warm, not too cool, justright. However, you come down with some mysterious condition and have to spend that day in bed. XD
I wish I could learn how to use photoshop! 
I'm back again after being away a handful of years. 2026 Revamp, Baby! |

Gumbo
    
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8/4/2009 | |
you do, but you use it so convincingly that people go into a panic from the pictures of giant lobsters fighting giant mosquitos... in 3d
I wish i was more awesome
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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rainbowcat1
    
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8/4/2009 | |
Granted, but you are so outstandingly awesome that no one will hang out with you because you make them feel inadequate.
I wish that I knew how to use Blender in a semi-convincing manner.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/4/2009 | |
Granted. Its convincingly bad.
I wish this wish was a paradox.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/4/2009 | |
Granted, it is so paradox that it makes a hole into time and space, so the world, the whole universe and even Gumbosplat vanish in an endless chaotic nothing.
I wish GRUB would still work.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/4/2009 | |
granted,but its real grubs that work.
I wish I knew what GRUB meant.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Gumbo
    
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8/5/2009 | |
You do, but its so complex that your tiny brain implodes causing a black hole to emerge and instantly suck up the entire universe. Happy?
I wish you couldnt corrupt this wish.
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/5/2009 | |
Granted, you already used your incorruptable wish before, so you have this time only an empty blanko wish which can be corrupted easily.
I wish people would know the difference between Ubuntu and Knoppix.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/5/2009 | |
Granted, everyone knows, but nobody cares.
I wish that I could have a bowl of capucchino fudge blitz ice cream.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/5/2009 | |
Granted,but that isnt fudge....
I wish that I become a succesful flash movie animator.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/5/2009 | |
Granted, but your success is with screaming 13-year-old fangirls. (not to offend any fangirls out there)
I wish that I had another piece of pizza.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/5/2009 | |
Granted,but its covered in -SHOT-
I wish my fangirls were also bodyguards (its been my lifelong dream to have fangirls)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Wiimeiser
   
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8/6/2009 | |
Granted, but then some GTA IV guys shoot you, your bodyguards all die so you're left with no bodyguards.
I wish Lisa Simpson was fatter.
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/6/2009 | |
granted,but than she rolls over you and you suffocate.
I wish that GTA didnt ruin everything good about my life.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/6/2009 | |
Granted, but now the rapper Fat Joe makes permanently raps about you and ruins so your life.
I wish I wouldn't have Feisty, but Jaunty. (I don't tell what that is, to make the corruption harder )
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/6/2009 | |
Granted,but there is a disturbing new meaning for that word.
I wish I was less bored
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/6/2009 | |
Granted, but you only feel less bored, and are still doing absolutely nothing.
I wish that agentrok didn't want fangirls...*sulk*
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/6/2009 | |
Granted,I dont just want them,but I have an army of them.
I wish that sounded less perverted. (but seriously,I just want sombody to admire what I do,and fangirls,well,you have to be really awesome for sombody to obseess over you,its creepy,but flattering,)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/6/2009 | |
Sure, it sounds less perverted, but now no one can understand any of your perverted jokes and you become depressed since no one understands you.
I wish I had a creatures site.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/6/2009 | |
granted. Its a loop of a norn changeing facial expressions. and its quite boring.
I wish my cat ate sphaghetti like sphaghetti cat.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Wiimeiser
   
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, it eats so much you can't get any and there's no room for anything else.
I wish my computer had Javascript.
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, when you install it successful was not your PC, but a network connection to mine, so I have now Javascript.
I wish I finally would get that @!&% Jaunty CD!
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/7/2009 | |
granted,but due to a new meaning for "jaunty" you have to buy it from the guy in that dark alley over there.
I wish that I could come up with an insane 1000 blank white cards card.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, but the cards are literally insane and give you paper cuts until you bleed to death.
I wish that my wish corruptions were not always so gory!
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, now the people always explode and/or get eaten by zombies.
I wish I could infect other people with penguinitis.
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."
- Linus Torvalds
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted,but they infect you with plantinitus
I wish I was a llama named obama
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Gumbo
    
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8/7/2009 | |
granted, but McCaiman beats you
I wish SAM was real 
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, it is but the RL-Hand uses it to throw blue carrots on you.
I wish this line would not be bolded.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted. Its italic.
I wish I had a hedgehog.One of those pure white with black eyes ones they call "platinum" hedgehogs. (its illegal to own them in pennsylvania.)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, but its still illegal to own them in Pennsylvania, so you get arrested and sent to jail for possession of illegal spiny mammals.
I wish that I lived in Pennsylvania, because they have such pretty trees!
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted,but its cold here. trust me.
i wish more people with albinism lived here. Those people rawk! seriously,pink eyes and grey hair!
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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8/7/2009 | |
Granted, they all hate you and have psychic powers as in the movie about a human with albinism I forgot the name of.
I wish that my mind wouldn't be so strange, that ideas about a new wishes end with any object that explodes.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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8/7/2009 | |
granted,but now you are so dull you just eat,sleep,and sit it a chair.
I wish they would just leave britney alone! (lol)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

SpringRain
   
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8/8/2009 | |
They do leave her alone...all alone on a forsaken land where the only living beings are plants and fungi.
I wish I had a pink Grendel.
I'm back again after being away a handful of years. 2026 Revamp, Baby! |