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Norn7b6
 
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1/19/2009 | |
one time i was trying to teach my c1 or ds norns that hitting was bad, I was just talking like "no hit norn" or "no pull norn" pull norn hurt" then after i said it they all said at the same time "Ow" |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/7/2009 | |
Creature 1:Me extrenely hungry
Creature 2:maybe right something.
must I say more?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/7/2009 | |
The word extrenely is funny, but the rest seems normal to me.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/8/2009 | |
they think right is a verb. by the way I meant to say extreMly
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

KC11
    

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7/9/2009 | |
Wow, this topic is still alive?
I feel speshel.
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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SpringRain
   
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7/9/2009 | |
Well, it's caused by an agent that I have in the Mt Threstle metaroom, but I find it adorable whenever my Norns push that little cat toy and go "Nice Doll!" "Nice Doll!" "Nice Doll!"
It's so cute that I tell them all to "push toy" so I can giggle at them. The result is more amusing when I get the Grendels doing it too.
I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley! |

Gumbo
    
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7/10/2009 | |
eat hand, eat mama (she had not learned to ay machinery).
Edit: Also "me like me", my mini ettins are saying beh narg... o.O. And they certianly arent grendels.
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/10/2009 | |
Eat mama! XD (mama is german for mum ^^)
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/10/2009 | |
I've had plenty of Norns say that. The disturbing thing is they actually mean what it sounds like.
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/10/2009 | |
Yes, I know. Usually I teach my Norns so fast speaking (MA-Gold rulez!) that I never notice such things. They also say that here. Machine is in german Maschinerie (don't know why, Maschine would be also possible and is much shorter... XD)
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/11/2009 | |
you speak german? anyway,my grendels say "me intensely hungry for startch" when they arent.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

liddell
 
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7/11/2009 | |
my norn once said
"Kill hand"
idk why they did try to keep the hand though
is a gerndel and ettin king
Liddell 8) |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/11/2009 | |
"zizi bab" said my Norn Dilia (I use the Autonamer ^^)
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Officer-1BDI
   

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7/11/2009 | |
my norn once said
"Kill hand"
Is "kill" even in their vocabulary?
You have to be honest with yourself when you are writing. If that leads to somewhere unexpected then perhaps you really needed to go there.
-- Jim Adkins |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/12/2009 | |
Not normally.
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SpringRain
   
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7/12/2009 | |
One of my Norns is friends with a Grendel named Grog. Grog uses him as a punching bag when he feels like it but Ju Yun never gets hurt and doesn't seem to suffer any ill effects whatsoever. He says "ju yun like grog" while Grog is beating the stuffing out of him. Occasionally, he also tries to "eat grog" or "eat grendel" as well. ^_^ These two are one of my favourite pair! SO cute together.
When Grog says he's 'extremely angry', his punchbag Norn friend Ju Yun says "maybe express norn grog" I have no idea what he means!
I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley! |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/13/2009 | |
I hope he doesn't mean "maybe express on norn grog"? Because I think Grog is doing that already. 0.o
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Arnout
    
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7/16/2009 | |
Sometimes my DS ettins always hit in the air and say "hit self"
I wonder why? |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/16/2009 | |
That's too funny. XD I've had Norns try to hit just about everything but I don't think I've ever had one try to hit themselves.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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7/16/2009 | |
thats becaus eyour norns arent emo.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Lollipop Lord
C-Rex
    

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7/18/2009 | |
Once one of my Norns was being beaten up by a Grendel but just stayed there and said "me very scared" and ended up dying! |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/18/2009 | |
I've had that happen before. A long time ago. I haven't had much luck with Grendels lately. Every time I hatch some my Norns gang up and beat them to death. 
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Arnout
    
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7/19/2009 | |
My ettin killed my grendel!
A normal C3 ettin! Inside the lift of the grendeljungle!  |

SpringRain
   
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7/19/2009 | |
One of my little Zebra Norns recently started saying 'me like springrain3' and for some reason it cracked me up. She's so sweet. She won't do a thing I ask of her (including being asked to eat so she doesn't starve) but here she is repeating that every time she sees me. I can't bring myself to tap her on the bottom when she's being stubborn because she says it just when I'm about to. I'll have to eventually. I just hope she'll still like me.
I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley! |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/19/2009 | |
It's sweet when one does it. The other day I had about ten Norns saying how much they liked me. For three and a half hours, without stopping. I even separated them all until they quieted down, but the second I put them back together again they started right up! I ended up turning the sound off just so I could code in peace.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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7/22/2009 | |
I now. When that happens I'm like
"just shut up before I torture you to death!(foams at mouth)OMGWTFBBQ!
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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7/22/2009 | |
My Norns just did something adorable.
One of my Fallow crosses (Fallow head and body with Astro arms/legs/tail) walked over to the incubator and laid her egg. She sat there staring at it until a little baby boy popped out. Then her face lit up and she stood, kissed him, and exclaimed, "me happy."
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/23/2009 | |
Aaaaawww, thats really cute! 
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/23/2009 | |
sombody should make an agent that causes stuff like that. Thats how cute it is.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Geek Ettin
eprillios
    

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7/24/2009 | |
And once, in Eydnn, I had quadruplites. One day, one of them said "I am being hit by Tema" when being hit by a norn named Tema! o.O
That is been caused by the dont slap creatures agent

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Gumbo
    
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7/29/2009 | |
One of my norns was exmly hungry for starch so I said:
"maybe eat seed"
norn: does nothing
me: "maybe eat seed"
norn: walks up to justanut vendor, "me eat dispenser"
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/29/2009 | |
Don't use "maybe" when you talk to creatures. It must be a direct commands.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Gumbo
    
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7/29/2009 | |
but i thought maybe was a suggestion so that norns make the connection between being hungry and eating. if theyre hungry, then eat, they see that eating is good and reduces hunger.
stupid, stupid norns...
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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7/30/2009 | |
Flib dat, I've always thought they mean to say, f-that. It's funny.
beep |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/30/2009 | |
They can make that connection eat + seed without "maybe". What really helps is praising them for eating seeds to make that connection stronger in the brain.
Lol, I never thought about it so, but flib dat is my fav too! Well, except eem foo dis ^^
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |