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Norn7b6

Norn7b6



  1/19/2009

one time i was trying to teach my c1 or ds norns that hitting was bad, I was just talking like "no hit norn" or "no pull norn" pull norn hurt" then after i said it they all said at the same time "Ow"
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/7/2009

Creature 1:Me extrenely hungry

Creature 2:maybe right something.

must I say more?


In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/7/2009

The word extrenely is funny, but the rest seems normal to me.

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/8/2009

they think right is a verb. by the way I meant to say extreMly

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
KC11

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  7/9/2009

Wow, this topic is still alive?

I feel speshel.


Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>

 
SpringRain

SpringRain



  7/9/2009

Well, it's caused by an agent that I have in the Mt Threstle metaroom, but I find it adorable whenever my Norns push that little cat toy and go "Nice Doll!" "Nice Doll!" "Nice Doll!"

It's so cute that I tell them all to "push toy" so I can giggle at them. The result is more amusing when I get the Grendels doing it too.


I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!
 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  7/10/2009

eat hand, eat mama (she had not learned to ay machinery).

Edit: Also "me like me", my mini ettins are saying beh narg... o.O. And they certianly arent grendels.



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/10/2009

Eat mama! XD (mama is german for mum ^^)

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/10/2009

I've had plenty of Norns say that. The disturbing thing is they actually mean what it sounds like.


 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/10/2009

Yes, I know. Usually I teach my Norns so fast speaking (MA-Gold rulez!) that I never notice such things. They also say that here. Machine is in german Maschinerie (don't know why, Maschine would be also possible and is much shorter... XD)

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/11/2009

you speak german? anyway,my grendels say "me intensely hungry for startch" when they arent.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
liddell

liddell



  7/11/2009

my norn once said

"Kill hand"

idk why they did try to keep the hand though


is a gerndel and ettin king

Liddell 8)

 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/11/2009

"zizi bab" said my Norn Dilia (I use the Autonamer ^^)

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Officer-1BDI

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  7/11/2009

my norn once said

"Kill hand"



Is "kill" even in their vocabulary?


You have to be honest with yourself when you are writing. If that leads to somewhere unexpected then perhaps you really needed to go there.
-- Jim Adkins

 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/12/2009

Not normally.


 
SpringRain

SpringRain



  7/12/2009

One of my Norns is friends with a Grendel named Grog. Grog uses him as a punching bag when he feels like it but Ju Yun never gets hurt and doesn't seem to suffer any ill effects whatsoever. He says "ju yun like grog" while Grog is beating the stuffing out of him. Occasionally, he also tries to "eat grog" or "eat grendel" as well. ^_^ These two are one of my favourite pair! SO cute together.

When Grog says he's 'extremely angry', his punchbag Norn friend Ju Yun says "maybe express norn grog" I have no idea what he means!


I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!
 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/13/2009

I hope he doesn't mean "maybe express on norn grog"? Because I think Grog is doing that already. 0.o


 
Arnout

Arnout



  7/16/2009

Sometimes my DS ettins always hit in the air and say "hit self"

I wonder why?

 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/16/2009

That's too funny. XD I've had Norns try to hit just about everything but I don't think I've ever had one try to hit themselves.


 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/16/2009

thats becaus eyour norns arent emo.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
C-Rex
Lollipop Lord

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  7/18/2009

Once one of my Norns was being beaten up by a Grendel but just stayed there and said "me very scared" and ended up dying!
 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/18/2009

I've had that happen before. A long time ago. I haven't had much luck with Grendels lately. Every time I hatch some my Norns gang up and beat them to death. :(


 
Arnout

Arnout



  7/19/2009

My ettin killed my grendel! :o
A normal C3 ettin! Inside the lift of the grendeljungle! :o

 
SpringRain

SpringRain



  7/19/2009

One of my little Zebra Norns recently started saying 'me like springrain3' and for some reason it cracked me up. She's so sweet. She won't do a thing I ask of her (including being asked to eat so she doesn't starve) but here she is repeating that every time she sees me. I can't bring myself to tap her on the bottom when she's being stubborn because she says it just when I'm about to. I'll have to eventually. I just hope she'll still like me.

I'm back after 11 years. Holy dooley!
 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/19/2009

It's sweet when one does it. The other day I had about ten Norns saying how much they liked me. For three and a half hours, without stopping. I even separated them all until they quieted down, but the second I put them back together again they started right up! I ended up turning the sound off just so I could code in peace.


 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/22/2009

I now. When that happens I'm like
"just shut up before I torture you to death!(foams at mouth)OMGWTFBBQ!


In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
Ghosthande
Prodigal Sock

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  7/22/2009

My Norns just did something adorable.

One of my Fallow crosses (Fallow head and body with Astro arms/legs/tail) walked over to the incubator and laid her egg. She sat there staring at it until a little baby boy popped out. Then her face lit up and she stood, kissed him, and exclaimed, "me happy."



 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/23/2009

Aaaaawww, thats really cute! :D

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
EmergencyTowel

EmergencyTowel



  7/23/2009

sombody should make an agent that causes stuff like that. Thats how cute it is.

In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow!

 
eprillios
Geek Ettin

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  7/24/2009

And once, in Eydnn, I had quadruplites. One day, one of them said "I am being hit by Tema" when being hit by a norn named Tema! o.O


That is been caused by the dont slap creatures agent ;)




Geek Ettin's Lab (New!)
Bill Gates: "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."


 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  7/29/2009

One of my norns was exmly hungry for starch so I said:
"maybe eat seed"
norn: does nothing
me: "maybe eat seed"
norn: walks up to justanut vendor, "me eat dispenser"



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/29/2009

Don't use "maybe" when you talk to creatures. It must be a direct commands.

Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 
Gumbo

Gumbo



  7/29/2009

but i thought maybe was a suggestion so that norns make the connection between being hungry and eating. if theyre hungry, then eat, they see that eating is good and reduces hunger.

stupid, stupid norns...



in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom

 
LoverIan

LoverIan



  7/30/2009

Flib dat, I've always thought they mean to say, f-that. It's funny.

beep
 
Papriko
Peppery One

Papriko



  7/30/2009

They can make that connection eat + seed without "maybe". What really helps is praising them for eating seeds to make that connection stronger in the brain.

Lol, I never thought about it so, but flib dat is my fav too! Well, except eem foo dis ^^


Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...
 

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