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SpringRain
   
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6/21/2009 | |
Granted. You become invisible and everyone forgets you exist.
I wish I could become a Norn.
I'm back again after being away a handful of years. 2026 Revamp, Baby! |

Wiimeiser
   
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6/21/2009 | |
Granted. You become a norn, but then I type:
TARG NORN DEAD
I wish I could draw Lisa Simpson
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

c1anddsaddict
  
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6/22/2009 | |
You do, but a mountain lion comes and bites your hands off.
I wish my computer would stop crashing.
DS village
My TCR norns
STAY AWAY FROM THE MOLDY, DISEASED CHICKEN NUGGET STASH!!!
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EmergencyTowel
    
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6/22/2009 | |
granted,but then it deltetes all its data every second.
I wish that papriko would give me my crossbow back (i'm building one in reality. Yes I am building a crossbow.)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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6/22/2009 | |
Granted, but then the crossbow breaks into a thousand tiny shards.
I wish I could see my cousin today.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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6/23/2009 | |
granted,but he breaks your arm.
I wish I could afford to buy fireworks.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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6/23/2009 | |
Granted, you can buy it but you blast away both hands and the half of your face.
I wish I would be the Lord Of Darkness.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

Malkin
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6/23/2009 | |
Granted, but you fall victim to every single fault on the Evil Overlord List, even the contradictory things.
I wish for a sandwich.
My TCR Norns |

Wiimeiser
   
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6/24/2009 | |
Granted, but it's specifically for Toxic Norns
I wish Dement would hurry up and finish the Banshee Ship airlock.
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

Epaeris
   
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6/24/2009 | |
Granted, but it somehow becomes real and kills you.
I wish Norns were real. |

Wiimeiser
   
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6/25/2009 | |
Granted, they're vicious norns though
I wish the Hydrobay worked in Docking Station and didn't overlap Norngarden 2
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

rainbowcat1
    
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6/25/2009 | |
It does, but it overlaps Norngarden 1 instead.
I wish I could dance well.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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Epaeris
   
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6/26/2009 | |
Granted, but you dance so well the Moon stops spinning to watch you and everyone dies.
I wish that my vicous Norns were even more vicous. |

SpringRain
   
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6/26/2009 | |
Granted! They become incredibly vicious eaters of all sweet things and steal every last one of your treats, leaving you only with healthy foods. (*gasp!* Lol).
I wish I could have a Norn as a pet in real life.
I'm back again after being away a handful of years. 2026 Revamp, Baby! |

EmergencyTowel
    
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6/29/2009 | |
Granted,but he bites your face off and adds it to papriko's face collection.
I wish the whole banshee ship was complete
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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6/29/2009 | |
Granted, but as part of the completion the banshee ship is made real and the grendels storm off the ship and murder you, taking your face to Papriko's face collection as well.
I wish nargles were real.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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6/30/2009 | |
granted,but they really,really,rrreeaaaalllly,suck in every way possible,even literaly.
I wish that I could afford plastic surgery on my face,which is now in papriko's collection.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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6/30/2009 | |
Granted, but you end up with no nose like Lord Voldemort.
I wish Papriko would see that we are talking about his face collection! 
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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6/30/2009 | |
Granted, I got blind and let someone else write the posts for me.
I wish my face collection would still exist.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

rainbowcat1
    
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6/30/2009 | |
Granted, but the faces are zombie faces and they eat you.
I wish I was a faery.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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7/1/2009 | |
granted,but your not a fairy your a faEry. and your the faery of all things disturbing.
I wish I had lotsa sphaghetti ( and please something original for the corruption instead of "granted,but its poisoned"
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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7/1/2009 | |
Granted, but it is mutant spaghetti which writhes up, chokes you, and then slithers off to find another victim.
(original enough?)
I wish that it would stop raining. (I too must ask that you don't do something typical like "granted, but the world turns into a desert"
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/1/2009 | |
Granted, it stops raining but Aliens, for which is water poisonous, use the good moment to kidnap you.
I wish I had an army of cloned Epaeris.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/1/2009 | |
granted,but they are total morons,unlike the real one.
I wish I could show this to freinds whithout them labelingl it dumb
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/1/2009 | |
Granted, you get the price "Dumbest Person Ever".
Why do you not show grendels at first and say norns and ettins are just kind of "toy"? Not absolutely the truth, but I think they won't notice
I wish I would get one of the funny T-Shirts from ThinkGeek.com
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

rainbowcat1
    
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7/1/2009 | |
Granted, but as you are running around and shouting "DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK..." it snags on a twig and comes unraveled into hopeless shreads of thread.
I wish people would quit calling me "dork" and "geek" and "nerd". 
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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7/2/2009 | |
granted,but its still true.
I wish I had money to buy creatures exodus.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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7/2/2009 | |
Granted, but when the box comes in the mail it is empty.
I wish my pet bunny had super powers!
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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7/2/2009 | |
granted,it has murdering power,and it hates you
I wish I was an ettin.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/2/2009 | |
Granted, you are now an ettin but ended up in one of my worlds.
I wish I could crash coconuts with my head without hurting me or getting a dain bramage brain damage.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

rainbowcat1
    
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7/2/2009 | |
Granted, but you were brain damaged to begin with so it doesn't make a difference.
I wish that my bunny loved me.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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Wiimeiser
   
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7/3/2009 | |
Granted, but now your toaster hates you and tries to kill you
I wish I could edit the graphics of Pokemon Advance
Hashikin ko Tyni Kong Taria Haju'Rumia'an Klodz'Proddi. Terdish oxen saur yessi atai Kongo Dolpik! |

EmergencyTowel
    
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7/3/2009 | |
granted,but your bad at it,causing it to explode and add your face to pariko's collection.
I wish I knew what pariko does to ettitns in his worlds.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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7/3/2009 | |
Granted, but the truth is so horrible that you die.
I wish that I could draw amazingly!
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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7/3/2009 | |
Granted, it's so amazing that some people call you Alien, the FBI catches you and you get prisoned forever.
Well, this game is "corrupt a wish" but this time I will let it become true: agentrock, I hate Ettins. They look dumb. (yes, I know Grendels look dumb, too, but in the stories Ettins are meant to be clever), they are permanently scared and I have better usage for my gadgets than letting them beeing carried around the ship. Usually I blast them out of the airlock, feed them to the piranhas, kill them over CAOS console, give them deadly syringes, splice them or simply slap/throw them to death.
You see, rainbowcat didn't tell lies when she said it's horrible ![[devil] [devil]](/images/smilies/devil.gif)
I wish I would know how a Norn's brain work to be able to edit it senseful.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
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