I just sent you one of my babies. If he doesn't qualify, just tell me and I'll try to find someone else.
ETA: OMG. I just looked at page 1 of your log for the first run and that Health Alert message... I forgot how utterly horrifying that picture of the sick Banana norn is. D:
ETA 2:
I think something weird happened, because now Kyne is down to 4 and there's no egg. I think she laid a glitch egg or aborted herself in some crazy way....
Did you check the sky over/near the island?