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the1whoscreams
  
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9/21/2014 | |
This is just some hilarious and sometimes not so hilarious mishaps caused by various creatures.
Chapter 1: Dark Crystal Roleplay
A female bengal norn was wandering the ship,feeling very hungry.The hand passes by,and she begged for food.She didn't know how to talk,though,so all she could say was "eem exmly boop."The hand continued with its business,and the norn walked away,defeated.
Eventually,she came across an apple.Then a seed.Then cheese.The pattern contunued as the norn followed the trail of food to an intriguing crystal.It was floating with smaller pieces around it,and it was dark purple,almost black.It didn't look safe,but she walked over to it,drawn over to it by how mysterious it looked.
Meanwhile,the hand was fiddling with the Fight Panel for a roleplay scene inspired by Legend of Spyro,and pressed the norn button.The norn's eyes closed,and against her will,she shouted,"Egads!I am immortal!I shall attack Norns!" The hand picked up its new evil warrior and set it in the norn meso,where several norns lived.When the hand returned holding the Fight Panel,all the norns were dead,with the exception of the bengal norn.
The hand pressed the Z button,and the norn's eyes opened.She shouted,again,against her will,"I am free and mortal!I shall attack no one!"The norn barely had time to finish her sentence before falling asleep.The hand hatched two baby norns to get the population going,and pressed the grendel button on the Fight Panel."Whee!I am immortal!I shall attack Grendels!" The baby norns had an eternal gaurdian against Shicaca the grendel.
Chapter 2: Pokemon
An ettin going by the name of Butt Cheeks(everyone laugh at my mom) was looking for gadgets near the medical bay,which is where the hand hates them most.She discovered a large red and white vendor,and pushed the button.A pokeball rolled out of it.Butt Cheeks took it back to the ettin desert and alerted the other ettins.Soon,ettins were running around left and right,taking pokeballs back to the desert.
The hand noticed this,and decided to allow all Silicon You-Know-What to break loose by releasing the pokemon from their pokeballs.A few minutes later,ettins were being chased around by pokemon of all shapes and sizes. |

the1whoscreams
  
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10/2/2014 | |
Chapter 3:Honey
One day on the ark,the hand came whizzing by,and sprayed stinger queens out of its palm all over the place.A pregnant stinger norn came and bashed one of the nests the queens made.Instead of stingers,some honeycomb came out.The curious stinger norn ate it,and immediately annihilated the nest,eating honey and stingers as she went,and left some for her child. She then laid her egg where one of the escaping queens had built its nest.
Meanwhile,in the jungle...
A banshee grendel was patrolling the border of the jungle,ready to kill trespassers.He had a hot temper,and attacked pretty much anything that moved."Fig really angry!" He attacked the stinger nest next to him for no apparent reason,and was pleasantly surprised with some honeycomb."Fig eat food!" The grendel continued attacking nests,now for honeycomb,and swallowed a stinger or two because he forgot to close his mouth.
With the egg that was laid...
A stinger nest looked about ready to explode.One of the queens built its nest over the egg,and said nest had engulfed the egg completely,with a bump at the top from the egg being in there.Then,the nest exploded,sending stinger queens and honey everywhere.The egg had hatched inside of it,and the baby was thrashing around and eating everything he got his paws on.He cleaned up the mess with his face,ate some ants,and ran off to do stinger norn stuff. |
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