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I love folk stories, old myths, legends and ghostly tales.
This isn't meant to be my thread alone, but a community effort to share stories.
So, got any good folklore?
Here's a story that I was told when I was a mere slip of a lad.
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A long time ago there was an foolish man named Jack. Jack spent his days wandering the town where he lived, avoiding his overbearing wife, and hounding rich young men to marry his beautiful daughter.
One day, Jack was wandering the streets, as usual, when he heard thunder in the distance, far off in the woods which bordered the town. Since there were no clouds in the sky, Jack thought it was very odd that it would be thundering; so, having nothing better to do, he wandered into the woods, towards the sounds of thunder.
As he walked, Jack heard the thunderous roar grow louder and louder, yet the sky above the tops of the trees was still clear and blue. Finally, after walking for what seemed like hours, Jack found a large clearing in the woods. Jack hid behind a tree and peeked around the trunk to try and see what was causing the thunder.
There, at one end of the clearing were a group of tall, bearded men, and on the other end were nine large, round logs, stood up on their ends. Jack watched in awe as one of the men picked op a big, round, smooth stone and rolled it toward the pins. As the stone rolled along the ground, it rumbled like thunder, then there was a great crash as the stone struck the logs and knocked them to the ground.
The men seemed to be having a fine time playing their game, and after each roll of the ball, they would fill huge mugs from a nearby keg.
Now, Jack had always been a man who knew how to appreciate a good game and a good mug, and the sight of those men playing and drinking was making him feel giddy. Soon he could take it no longer and strode out into the clearing.
"Hello good fellows," Jack called out. "Do allow me to join in your game?"
The men looked at each other, then shrugged and waved Jack over. One of the men shoved the round stone at Jack; the stone was so large and heavy that he could barely heft it, yet determined to impress his new companions, he gamely rolled the ball toward the logs. The ball rolled weakly toward the logs, barely rumbling at all, and lightly tapped one of the logs, which fell over with hardly a thump.
The men laughed cheerfully and clapped Jack on the back so hard that he thought his teeth would fly out of his mouth. Another of the men roughly shoved a mug in Jacks hands, and motioned him to drink his fill, which he did only too eagerly. The liquid in the mug was sweet and wonderful, and after only a single gulp. Jack's head was spinning.
Jack lost all track of time there in that clearing. he lost count of hoe many times he rolled the stone, and of how many mugs he drained.
The next thing Jack Jack knew, he was lying on the floor of the clearing, as if awakening from a deep sleep. He felt as if he hit his head against something hard, and was alarmed to find that his clothes were worn and and moldy, as if he had spent several nights sleeping in the rain.
Jack made his slow way back into town, and received a second shock; the town was nothing like he had left it. Strangers walked the streets and gave Jack odd looks as he passed by. When Jack found his home, it was empty and filled with cobwebs. Jack sat on the ground outside his house and cried.
Very soon, Jack felt gentle hands on his shoulders, and looked up to find a matronly woman looking down at him.
"Father!" she cried, and hugged Jack tightly.
Jack's daughter took him into her house and told him that he had been missing for many long years. His wife had passed away some time ago, and his daughter married to a goodly man. Because Jack had been missing for so long, everyone had feared him dead.
Jack changed that day, no longer did he wander the streets, but sat in a chair outside his daughter's house and told all who would listen of the tall, bearded men and their game of bowling.
My favorite norn is still Belldandy. |
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Trell
    

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Aye, I've heard my share, and made some of my own. Perhaps I'll share a couple, if I can remember them...
Trell
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The story of the Kelpie of Loch Garve tells of a Kelpie that lived at the depths of the loch with his wife. Now the Kelpie obviously loved his cold wet lair at the bottom of the loch, and was well settled in his element. Although he would make trips on land (most likely hunting mortals) he was always glad to get home. His wife, however, was less impressed. She always felt the terrible cold, and shivered endlessly in that miserable lair at the bottom of the murky loch. At first the Kelpie put this down to her making a fuss over nothing, but as time went by she became more and more unhappy. Fearing that she might leave him, and worried about her welfare, the Kelpie racked his brains wondering what to do.
The very next day he made a decision. He went to shore and transformed himself into a handsome jet-black stallion (as kelpies mostly do) and made for the cottage of a local famous builder. The Kelpie tramped at the hearthstone until the man came out. Seeing this handsome black stallion standing before him, the man, either against his better judgement or oblivious to the warnings of waterhorses, was enticed to climb upon the horse's back. Immediately he became stuck fast, and the Kelpie galloped at high speed towards the loch with the terrified builder on his back. The Kelpie plunged into the icy waters, his tail pounding the surface like a thunder crash. As the two made their descent the reluctant passenger uttered a prayer. In what seemed like an age the builder was carried down into the black waters, but for some reason did not drown.
When they reached the bottom the Kelpie let the builder dismount, explained his predicament, and promised no hurt upon the builder or his family. He made a bargain that if the builder would do a small favour, then he and his family would have a plentiful supply of fish until the day he died: they would never want for food from the loch.
So the builder - in accordance with the Kelpie's wishes - set about building a huge magnificent fireplace and lum the like of which no mortal eyes had ever seen. The great chimney twisted upwards through the dark waters to almost the surface, to carry the smoke far away from the lair. Then the fireplace was lit and a great fire sprang up and began warming the submerged home. When the Kelpie saw the sheer delight upon his dear wife's face, he knew that the builder had fulfilled his bargain and more!
He took the builder back up through the dark, icy waters, and to his house, as if nothing had gone amiss that night - for time in the lands of the faeries does not have the same meaning here. True to his word the Kelpie never forgot the work of the tradesman. The builder and his family were never unable to put fish on the table, and lived like royalty.
But what of the Kelpie and his wife? Well, when the loch freezes over in the midst of the coldest winters, some say there is still to this day a patch of water that never freezes; a small patch of water that never cools like the rest of the loch. Perhaps where a tall lum nearly reaches the surface. This is because a fire still burns merrily in the lair of the Kelpie and his happy wife. |
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