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VioletGrendel
  
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4/25/2016 | |
Ugh, the picture that paints . . .
Fortunately, the wind was blowing quite fiercely in the wrong direction, so the zombie seagulls couldn't smell the aphrodisiac.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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4/25/2016 | |
Unfortunately, while everyone was bothered with these shenanigans, the zombie seagulls are on the move to find some brains. |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/26/2016 | |
Fortunately, there was a brain depository nearby, that distracted them from our heroes.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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4/26/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it contained too much brain and could unleash an undead squawking rage if the seagulls were to feast on it.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/26/2016 | |
Fortunately Godzilla happened along and in the process of walking, stomped the brain depository flat.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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4/26/2016 | |
Unfortunately, zombie seagulls have virtually non-existent hygienic standards, so they were perfectly happy with the mashed brain all over the place.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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4/26/2016 | |
Fortunately, the appearance of godzilla caused them to all fly away in fear. |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately their mass exodus caught Godzilla's attention, and he roasted the entire flock with a sweep of his breath, causing a rather unpleasant rain of over-irradiated, charred and/or exploded, (and still twitching...) zombie seagulls and zombie seagull parts to fall all over the area.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

punkmogwai
 
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4/27/2016 | |
Fortunately, everyone had umbrellas to shield them from the zombie seagull rain |

felinorn


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4/27/2016 | |
Unfortunately, these umbrellas were old and had holes, resulting in the umbrellas catching fire from the still-burning zombie-gull remains.
Creatures, and Civilization? I'll pay good money to have Norns form Nations and Cultures! |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/29/2016 | |
Fortunately, the fire brigade happened to live just round the corner.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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4/29/2016 | |
Unfortunately, all the firefighters were on vacation. |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/1/2016 | |
Fortunately, burning umbrellas happen to be very effective at scaring off giant bloodthirsty carnivorous penguins.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
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5/1/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they also attract giant bloodthirsty carnivorous puffins. |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/2/2016 | |
Fortunately, the bloodthirsty carnivorous puffins are on a 'No intelligent beings' diet |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/2/2016 | |
Unfortunately, their big brothers weren't.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/2/2016 | |
Fortunately the area they are currently in is far from their natrual environment. |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they hitched a ride on Godzilla...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/3/2016 | |
Fortunately, Godzilla got arrested.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately, Godzilla could talk itself out of the situation by using it's japanese name, Gojira, and pretending to be a different gargantuan lizard monster with death beam.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/3/2016 | |
Fortunately this gives enough time for our protagonist(s?) to get away from the current situation. |

punkmogwai
 
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5/3/2016 | 2 |
Unfortunately, no one remembered who the protagonist(s) was/were anymore 
(no really, is this still the axe-wielding divas? or that dragon and.. whoever else there was?) |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
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5/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, some new protagonists appeared - a cowardly Hardman Norn, a tin Geat, a Grendel made of straw, and a little Ettin with red shoes. |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/4/2016 | |
Unfortunately the Grendel literally had no brain. |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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5/4/2016 | |
Fortunately, being made of straw, it was light enough to drag along on a little cart. |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/5/2016 | |
Unfortunately, no one was very sure why they wanted to carry a brainless straw Grendel around.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/5/2016 | |
Fortunately no one in the company really cared about his brainlessness, as the straw grendel doesn't need to eat or drink. |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/5/2016 | |
Unfortunately, he is still classifed as grendel, scaring the crap out of the others.
Lol, getting a lot of "unfortunately" recently... 
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/5/2016 | |
Fortunately he doesn't emit grendel scent, since he is technically a toy with the way he is scripted. |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/5/2016 | |
Unfortunately, someone was messing about with the CAOS terminal.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/6/2016 | |
Fortunately, the one messing with it didn't know any CAOS, so all they could do was just make a few floating syntax error messages appear.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/6/2016 | |
Unfortunately, all these error messages confused everyone so much that they didn't know up from down or left from right.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/6/2016 | |
Fortunately, there were signposts telling where up, down, left and right were.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/6/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they got knocked over by the sandworm, which was still lustily pursuing the rust monster.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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5/6/2016 | |
Fortunately a group of Fremen wielding maker hooks have started riding the sandworm. |
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