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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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2/13/2016 | |
Unfortunately, a hungry rust monster just happened to be tunneling nearby underground, smelled the metal, and popped up to touch it with its mouth tentacles, turning the file and all the metal into a delicious pile of rust.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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2/14/2016 | |
Fortunately, there was a perfect set of medical tools in a hermetically sealed plastic bag in the earth the rust monster had turned up.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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2/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they couldn't reach it.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |

VioletGrendel
  
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3/5/2016 | |
Fortunately, they were suddenly struck by a dose of radiation which allowed them to become telekinetic.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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3/8/2016 | |
Unfortunately they were not used to this power of telekinesis, and many accidental pushes, pulls and grabs occur as a result. |
 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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3/9/2016 | |
Fortunately, they mastered it quickly.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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3/15/2016 | |
Unfortunately so much clumsy use of psionic powers attracted the owner of the Rust Monster, a Mind Flayer, who lived nearby and had been keeping it as a pet... Shrieking something eldritch from its mouth tentacles, it sent out a very strong mind blast to stun them all.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

punkmogwai
 
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3/15/2016 | |
Fortunately, they had all just put on their tin foil hats to protect against mind blasts. |

VioletGrendel
  
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3/17/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the mind blast knocked them off.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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3/25/2016 | |
Fortunately, there was a spice deposit nearby, and a passing giant sandworm tunnelled through at that exact moment, swallowing the Mind Flayer in its cavernous maw (along with about 10 tons of dirt), just before it could get off another blast against their now unprotected minds.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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3/26/2016 | |
Unfortunately whatever cool loot the Mind Flayer would've had was also devoured by the sandworm. |

VioletGrendel
  
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3/28/2016 | |
Fortunately, there was still plenty of highly valuable spice around.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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3/31/2016 | |
Unfortunately it would be rather hard to get enough of the spice in a short enough period of time for it to have much use. |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/1/2016 | 1 |
Fortunately, a fully manned spice harvester got churned up by the sandworm and appeared beside them, ready for action.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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4/3/2016 | |
Unfortunately the sandworm that ate the mind flayer was still around. |

kilnarak

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4/5/2016 | |
Fortunately it went after the rust monster next. |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/5/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it was still hungry.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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4/5/2016 | |
Fortunately the rust monster was moving quickly in the other direction, obviously aware of the sandworm's presence and not at all pleased with sticking around. |

Snails
 
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4/11/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the wind from the sandstorm began ripping rust flakes off of the rust monster.
I'm GarbageSnail on SecondLife and Scum (GROSS)#4691 on Discord! |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/12/2016 | |
Fortunately, the sand worm was allergic to rust flakes.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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4/12/2016 | |
Unfortunately, it's allergy gave it nasty rashes.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/12/2016 | |
Fortunately, they cleared up very quickly.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Snails
 
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4/12/2016 | |
Unfortunately, there were rust particles still in the air
I'm GarbageSnail on SecondLife and Scum (GROSS)#4691 on Discord! |

punkmogwai
 
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4/12/2016 | |
Fortunately someone turned on an air purifier to get rid of the rust particles |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/17/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the zombie seagulls were hiding in the air purifier! :p
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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KC11
    

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4/19/2016 | |
Fortunately, the zombie seagulls had even less brain than the average zombie, and so scattered out of the air purifier while squawking
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
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4/20/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the squawking was hideous and deafeningly loud. |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/21/2016 | |
Fortunately, everyone had earmuffs.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Lodestar
Doringo
   

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4/21/2016 | |
Unfortunately, they were all broken earmuffs which had been snapped in half, so they only covered one ear. |

KC11
    

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4/21/2016 | |
Fortunately, everyone had only one ear anyway.
Do not upset the ugly worm, lest it be a dragon in disguise. (>oo)>
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 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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4/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately, the broken earmuffs wouldn't stay on. |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/22/2016 | |
Fortunately, somebody had some glue.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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punkmogwai
 
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4/22/2016 | |
Unfortunately they accidentally glued the earmuffs to their heads. |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
     Manager
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4/23/2016 | |
Fortunately, the glue wasn't very strong, and dissolved with sweat. |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/24/2016 | |
Unfortunately, when mixed and dissolved with sweat, the glue gave off a strong scent that turned out to be a powerful zombie seagull aphrodisiac...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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