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VioletGrendel
  
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4/25/2015 | |
Fortunately, whoever it was didn't know what an EpiPen was (neither do I), and mistake it for a bonbon, so the real EpiPen was still there.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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4/25/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the "real" EpiPen was actually just a regular old Handy Pen.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/25/2015 | |
Fortunately, the Yettin.... tired of waiting for someone to do something, and not really in need of an EpiPen anyway since he wasn't allergic to the curry and just found it much too spicy, found some water to soothe his burning mouth on his own, and was feeling okay again.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

xrainxofxbloodx
  
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4/25/2015 | |
Unfortunately, water does not soothe spicy foods. Milk does.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone. |

althalus99
   
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4/26/2015 | |
Fortunately, there was a block of frozen milk nearby.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
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4/26/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the frozen milk gave the Yettin brain freeze. |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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4/27/2015 | 1 |
Fortunately, the Yettin LIKED having brain freeze (being from an extremely cold climate, and not having much of a brain to freeze in the first place...)
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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4/28/2015 | 1 |
Unfortunately, he never got to swallow it in the first place because a frozen milk collector had wandered by and taken the block off for his collection.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/14/2015 | |
Fortunately, the Yettin still had a few of the nasty tasting 'delicious' Dalek ice-cream bonbons left, and was able to endure the taste, since anything was better than a burning mouth.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/14/2015 | |
Fortunately, there was barely any of them left.
I really wonder what happened if anyone said "Unfortunately, everyone died! or something similar XD
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |
 Patient Pirate
ylukyun
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5/15/2015 | |
Unfortunately, everyone died! |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/17/2015 | |
Fortunately, a kindly goddess named Elyvilon arrived on the scene and resurrected them.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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KittyTikara
    

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5/17/2015 | |
Unfortunately, her resurrection turned some earthworms into zombies.
The Mobula Ray - My Creatures blog |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/17/2015 | |
Fortunately, there was a flock of seagulls passing by, which saw the worms and ate them.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/18/2015 | |
Unfortunately, they were the zombie seagulls!!!
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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HavenHerbaven
   
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5/19/2015 | |
Fortunately, Dinosaurs ate them.
Herb
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 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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5/20/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the dinosaurs were all reanimated bones and had no stomachs.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/20/2015 | |
Fortunately, that meant they could just crawl out of their ribcages after being eaten.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/20/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the dinosaurs weren't best pleased about this.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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Slohse
 
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5/21/2015 | |
Fortunately, after the reality bump had ceased, a wormhole was expanded to the size of a small fish and hathe as well as the yettin stopped caring about food and started caring that their bodies where shrunk to the size of a pin to fit in the wormhole, sucking them, and only them, into an alternate dimension where everything is made of trampolines.
![[nsleepy] [nsleepy]](/images/smilies/emot_sleepy.gif) |
 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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5/22/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the trampolines all had broken springs sticking out everywhere, giving them both the imminent threat of a severe case of extra-dimensional tetanus.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/22/2015 | |
Fortunately, dragons are immune to extra-dimensional tetanus.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Wee Scrivener
Trell
    

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5/22/2015 | |
Unfortunately, Yettins are not.
Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!" |
 Peppery One
Papriko
    
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5/22/2015 | |
Fortunately, Yettins can be safely infused with dragon DNA.
Lets play plants! Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis... |

althalus99
   
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5/23/2015 | |
Fortunately, a warlock named Colin wandered by and fixed all of the broken springs with a spell.
Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/23/2015 | |
Unfortunately, said Colin wasn't very good with his magic, and turned them into kangaroos by mistake.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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the1whoscreams
  
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5/23/2015 | |
Fortunately, the kangaroos were soft,cuddly plushies. |

Slohse
 
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5/24/2015 | |
Unfortunately, none of this mattered because at that moment hathe stepped out of a time machine. The yettin was, for some reason, instantly turned purple, and future hathe as well as future purple yettin had an epic duel with present hathe and present yettin, it was too awesome to be described. It involved a stool and a rabid blade of grass.
![[nsleepy] [nsleepy]](/images/smilies/emot_sleepy.gif) |

Ilovegrendels

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5/24/2015 | |
Fortunately, they were evenly matched and neither won.
It's all in the mind, you know. |

VioletGrendel
  
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5/24/2015 | |
Unfortunately, the stool broke, making them unmatched again.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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VioletGrendel
  
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6/4/2015 | |
Bump
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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HavenHerbaven
   
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6/6/2015 | |
Fortunately there was glue.
Herb
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VioletGrendel
  
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6/7/2015 | |
Unfortunately, it was only flour and water glue, which is really useless.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42!
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 Code Monkey
evolnemesis
    
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6/14/2015 | |
Fortunately, it turned out that the broken leg of the stool, because of its sharp edges, was just as effective as a weapon, and the duel went on, escalating to also include both a rutabaga AND a frozen halibut, making it even more indescribably awesome...
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |

Slohse
 
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6/19/2015 | |
Unfortunately, A giant worm which was 30 feet long came bursting out of the sand and ate the halibut.
![[nsleepy] [nsleepy]](/images/smilies/emot_sleepy.gif) |
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