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 Patient Pirate ylukyun  Manager |
Unfortunately, the instructions were unclear. |
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 Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, the instructions were so unclear that the crew turned the fans to maximum reverse, and the zombie seagulls drifted upwards with the air currents and promptly got sliced and diced by the powerful fans, leaving quivering bits of rotting seagull all over the ship. (poor Hathe, piles of seagull parts everywhere she goes...) "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, there were now piles of seagull parts everywhere! |
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 VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, Hathe was hungry again. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, there was nothing on the ship to eat, other than seagull parts, and Hathe was not ready to stoop quite to that level yet. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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 Wee Scrivener Trell  |
Fortunately, they had a cleanup crew. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the had had a little too much to drink the night before. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, the sight of a hungry dragon sobered them right up... they not only cleaned up all the zombie seagull parts, but they cooked up and laid out a 4-course banquet in record time, just before running for their lives. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, they were in such a hurry to cook said banquet, the outside was all burnt, and the inside raw. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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 althalus99 |
Fortunately, the crew had the bright idea of ordering pizza. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, bein in outer space by this time, the nearest pizza restaurant was 20 billion kilometres away. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, the pizza restaurant was located right next to a wormhole. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the wormhole distorted time and space so much that the pizzas were all transformed into Vogon constructor ships. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, the Vogon constructor ships were still edible (one even had a little bit of pepperoni on it!) |
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althalus99 |
Unfortunately, the Vogons did not take kindly to their ships being eaten and began reciting poetry. Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you. |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, everyone suddenly went deaf. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, they only went temporarily deaf. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, by the time their deafness abated, the Vogon poetry recital was over. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the Vogons decided to start reciting again. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, they all lost their voices due to an infection contracted from a dirty telephone. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, at that moment a well-meaning doctor arrived, who didn't know what Vogons were, and out of the kindness of his heart, set about curing them. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Fortunately, the treatment given had never been tested on Vogons, and they had serious allergic reactions, permanently destroying the parts of their brains involved with reciting poetry. |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the doctor was so overcome by his failure that he committed suicide. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Wee Scrivener Trell |
Oh dear... Fortunately, he failed and only knocked himself unconscious. Trell "Holy crap in a casket!" |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the Vogons elected to help him finish the job. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, in the process of knocking himself unconscious, he had just narrowly avoided hitting a tiny ship the size of a flea with a group of strange aliens, one human, and a robot on board moving at high speed... it managed to avoid being crushed narrowly, but only by altering its course enough to hurtle into the Vogon commander's chest with exactly enough force to dislodge all the pleghm in his throat allowing him to recite. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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 Slohse |
Fortunately, hathe found an exit and was free falling to the planet below. ![[nsleepy]](/images/smilies/emot_sleepy.gif "[nsleepy]") |
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VioletGrendel |
Unfortunately, the planet happened to be Gothos! From Star Trek series 1 What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Fortunately, there was nobody home on the planet at the time. One of my favorite episodes, I think it was the inspiration for the Q... Trelane possibly was a young Q who had been given that planet to kind of keep him busy and stop him from wreaking too much havoc (at least until Kirk narced on him to what seemed to be his parents). "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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Slohse |
Unfortunately for hathe, they had a pit of spikes left in the open. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, she spotted it before she stepped in. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Patient Pirate ylukyun Manager |
Unfortunately, she stepped onto another, more well-concealed set of spikes in her haste to avoid the first one. |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, she was a dragon, so she could fly. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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Code Monkey evolnemesis |
Unfortunately, the trap also triggered large spikes coming down from the ceiling, which she didn't notice while trying to avoid the spikes under her. "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan |
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VioletGrendel |
Fortunately, they were only rubber spikes. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42! |
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