Dear Laura,
I represent a company interested in taking alien technology left over by alien invasions and crash landings that were covered up by the Government. We have made many, many advancements from it, Broadband for example. We recently found some items and one of our personnel identified it as Shee Technology. We did an advanced search on it through our new internet systems. This website came up and we were wondering if you know anything about this Shee Technology, where it came from and what it can acheive.
- Miss D. Goddard
Dear Miss D. Goddard,
Please take your business elsewhere! I am only a humble Agony Aunt in search of enlightenment through helping people. What's more, I have been sworn to protect the divine secrets of the Shee, and will not reveal them to some company only interested in their own gain.
- Laura