Dear Laura,
I was tucking one of my baby Norns into their cot when it suddenly shouted "Laura!". It keeps shouting it and I'm worried it might wear out your name? Please, how can I keep it quiet?
- Confused Carer
Dear Confused Carer,
It appears that your baby Norn has finally learnt its first word; a proud moment for any doting parent! Though you may not appreciate it, once the first word has been learnt, your Norn will probably repeat it for hours and hours, feeling delighted with its newfound communication skills. The only thing you can do is just sit it out patiently and hope that the little tyke wears itself out. However, it if does get too tedious, I suggest that you gag it with a large piece of cheese. This should drown out the noise and allow you to get a good night's sleep.
- Laura