Dear Laura,
Blarg see mushroom. Blarg approach mushroom. Floor go away. Blarg see nasty, biting fishies below. How Blarg get mushroom?
- Blarg
Dear Blarg,
I don't doubt that mushrooms are a delicious staple of Grendel cuisine, but I'd be more concerned about the nasty, biting fishies and the very imminent prospect of a painful and watery death, if I were you!!! Honestly... there's got to be a better way to satisfy your hunger, without losing a limb. Why don't you take a trip to C12DS and see if the Norns there are willing to share the secret behind their telekinesis powers with you, in exchange for some Pumperspikel seed, or another offering that isn't readily available in their world? If you don't mind soggy food, I think this would be a much safer means to retrieve your mushroom, and would also prevent you from putting yourself in such danger again!
- Laura