Dear Laura,
I've only lived for two hours and I'm already old. You've been alive for longer, but you haven't aged since before my time. What's your secret, and will you share it with me?
- Angry Old Norn
Dear Angry Old Norn,
You can't fool me, Grim Reaper, I see through your disguise! I'm afraid you'll uncover no loopholes here; I'm not ready to enter Silicon Heaven just yet.
Don't you think you're being a little selfish, continuing to hound me like this? There are still a lot of troubled creatures who need my help, and who'd be there to offer them advice if I suddenly packed my bags and departed for the Afterlife? Imagine if there was a cheese shortage in Albia and my fellow Norns had no one to turn to, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be held responsible for the ensuing anarchy that would cause.
- Laura