Dear Laura,
I have a problem with Doozers. Every time I get near one, I have the urge to eat it. Last week, I ate one. Since then, I've eaten twelve. Please help me get over my addiction?
- Doozer Abuser
Dear Doozer Abuser,
To tackle an addiction you need to find a substitute for your cravings. Why don't you try snacking on these Edible Doozers instead? This way you can eat as many as you want, without hurting anybody's feelings. You'd be doing your fellow creatures a favour too; how do you expect them to learn their words when all the Doozers are busy having a party in your belly?
- Laura