Dear Laura,
I'm feeling very put upon, as our Ark is a complete mess, and my grandparents are coming to visit over the Warp. My parents have me cleaning and cleaning and cleaning the main areas, but my room is still strewn with toys and boxes to put those toys in. When my grandparents get here, they'll be extremely angry about my room, but I was busy cleaning the rest of the Ark!
- Slave
Dear Slave,
Instead of complaining to me, you should go and clean your room whilst you still have time. Honestly, teenagers these days! You're lucky to have a room you know. Back in the day when I was a young Norn, we used to have to live on the ship's bridge, all twenty-six of us! 
- Laura