Creatures Caves

Post about the oddities you received from the warp.

Mine would be the "Happy Duck" Norns. I don't remember all the exact details but I know they where around like 4 years ago maybe, I used to get them pretty often.

They where all ChiChi Norns, mostly adult females, but the weird thing is they had no legs, not invisible, I mean really, they had no legs at all, and no arms either IIRC, just the tail, body and head, which kinda looks like a duck sitting on the ground.

And they always had this *extremely* cheery face on permantely, you could sit and beat and beat and beat and beat them from full health to dead and they would never look sad or angry or in pain or nothing. Just the same happy face.

Also I never ever actually saw one eat, I don't think they could even pick up food cause I'm pretty sure they coulden't even move at all, not even face another direction or look down, if they did move then they kind of "slide on their own" with no real motion just them frozen in place sliding along.

I do know that for some odd reason they where unbelievable breeders, when any of my male Norns walked past the adult females or even got close, they would get kisspoped like 5 times in row, resulting in a pregnancy or even twins. Curiously I decided to hatch the children just to see what would come out, they all looked just like the mother with no arms or legs, maybe a few bits of the father but otherwise immobile.

I wonder if I just got someone's "perfect norn" rejects, cause they where all pretty much immortal (I left them around in places with no food for many days, they never starved or died of old age) and fastagers. What crippled existances, though.

EDIT: Fixed title.