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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/19/2009 | |
this is something new to this board. It is very popular on a different board I visit. basically I post a "starter sentence" and people post suggestions for actions the character can perform. I will pick the best suggestion (IMO)
EX:
Me: You find your fridge empty. what do you do?
Poster:Nuke russia.
Me:You nuke russia. you are now wanted internationally.
and so on. I'll start it off.
You wake up with a pounding headache. You have trouble remembering your own name. What IS your name anyway?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Melody
    
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12/19/2009 | |
I know this game, we do it in the Maplestory forum on Neoseeker!
Caplin the Capybara
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LoverIan
    
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12/20/2009 | |
You, a Capybara, find yourself, not only with a pounding head ache, but you're in a room, it happens to be, THE SEIZURE ROOM, and there is a carnivore staring at you, humanoid, drooling, with knives in it's hands!
What dangers do you face?
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/20/2009 | |
No,not like that,I'm supposed to post the responses.
Ohh,thats right,your name is caplin. For some reason you've earned the nickname "capybara". You get up and go through your morning routine. When you walk into your office (you have a job as a programmer for some cat-breeding website.) You hear a faint,but steady beeping. What now?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Melody
    
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12/20/2009 | |
It's your virtual pet cat calling for attention.
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 Prodigal Sock
Ghosthande
    

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12/20/2009 | |
It's your digital watch, which you left there overnight.
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LoverIan
    
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12/20/2009 | |
It's your secret doomsday device, which has accidentally been messed with by your boss, whom has no brain, and suspects that it's a pinata.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/21/2009 | |
Its just your virtual cat, meowing for attention. you feed it. You still hear ticking,and then your office spontaneously combusts. You grab your virtual cat and struggle to figure out what to do.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Melody
    
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12/21/2009 | |
You cower in a corner clutching your virtual pet cat in your hands while crying.
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LoverIan
    
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12/21/2009 | |
You wonder why the doomsday device made that spontaneous combustion, as it had no possible uses that involved fire, combustions, or even spontaneous explosions. You also wonder if it self destructed, but you also know it wouldn't have exploded, it would have just ceased to exist, making a pop noise, and then vanishing in less than a second.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/22/2009 | |
you clutch your virtual cat and begin crying. "I'm gonna die alone,with nobody but my virtual cat!" you wail. A firefighter bursts in and gets you out. Turns out your jerk of a boss was playing a convoluted joke on you,utilizing fake smoke,may LED lights,and other such machines. You begin to plot your revenge. What do you do?
(believe it or not,there is a plot behind this. It will become more clear soon.)
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Melody
    
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12/22/2009 | |
You buy a flamethrower, go to your boss's house, cackle madly while shouting burn baby burn and burning your boss's house down with the flame thrower.
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scoota94
    
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12/22/2009 | |
you use a transporteleporter device and zap your boss to a weird world called albia in which large green monsters eat him...
Don't be worried about who is right, Just follow you heart... |

EmergencyTowel
    
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12/23/2009 | |
You "purchase" (steal from your neighbor) a flamethrower. As you head to your bosses house,you notice the door is open,but the whole house seems not to have power. What now,psycho?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Melody
    
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12/23/2009 | |
Your hear a faint ticking sound and watch as the house explodes sending your flying back and going unconscious.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/25/2009 | |
You hear a sound. tick,tick,ticktick,ticktick,ticktickticktick TICK! Boom goes the house,AND your conciousness.You wake up 30 minutes later,holding some wreakage from the explosion. A a folder from a filing cabinet,labled DO NOT READ. You run home to avoid being caught/ Should you read it?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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12/27/2009 | |
Maybe. I contemplate what exactly could be inside. Lost artifacts from a hidden world, or ancient civilization, no, it's to small. Pictures from the christmas party, were Sandra and the Santa both got drunk, and in a fist fight, no, they'd have to use a larger folder for that party. Documents that tell me, Haruhi Sumiyaza, am god, but, if I'm aware of being god, I could end up destroying all existence, or maybe altering reality completely, no, because if that was true, I'd have already just altered my current reality.
I decide to go with the lost artifact choice, because, the christmas party, I already have pictures to use for black mail, and the last one, was a bizarre reference to an anime I like.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/27/2009 | |
you open it. There is pictures of many artifacts. You realize that your company is illeagally excavating. It also has a note announcung the intention to sell these artifacts on the black market,and soon bribe government officials with the money. What to do?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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12/27/2009 | |
I feel like joining them in the excavation. I want the power the artifacts hold, to use, for fun. Though, I hate bribery, but love evil. I, torn between these two decisions, decide to go to the black market to obtain some of these artifacts of power, to make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/29/2009 | |
You decide to join them....Wait a minute! That isnt right!
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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12/29/2009 | |
((I didn't pick the join them option, I picked the: Go to the black market, buy artifacts, then attack them using the artifacts they so sold.))
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/29/2009 | |
To make sure these stay in the right hands,you go and steal them. You show up to work tomorrow and your boss seems stressed,you avoid him,but later get a notice that you're fired,and even later see the news,where a reporter is accusing you of stealing. You did steal,but she's accusing you of stealing something way different. You hear knocking on your door. Its a guy in a black suit. What now?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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12/29/2009 | |
I say "If this is about that explosion/fire at work, then I have to be honest, the boss was pulling a prank on me. If this is about something else, you're welcome to come in, we'll talk, and I'll put on tea.", and welcome the person in.
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EmergencyTowel
    
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12/30/2009 | |
You explain that you didn't blow anything up,and invite him in for tea. He begins speaking. "We have heard the accusations against you. The government,after being bribed with the artifacts that your company sold before the theft,decided to use this as a cover to arrest you. I however am aware of this,and am willing to help you." Well,a government agent is on your side,so,how do you respond?
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Gumbo
    
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12/31/2009 | |
you fall over dead
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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12/31/2009 | |
I realize, "Hm, this could be a trap. Nah, this is good, though, strange, as the goverment, is FOR ONCE, competent and intelligent.".
I say "Well, that's good, but I'm worried that you're the only one on my side....".
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