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LoverIan
    
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7/30/2009 | |
This is supposed to be a short story of how wall bonking started......
On the shee ark, the norns had become smarter, smart enough to actually find a way to PERMANATELY keep grendels out of the norn home.
One of the smarter norns had devised the clever plan, it had locked the doors, ALL OF THE DOORS to the Jungle, from the inside, and then she crawled out of the Jungle throught he air vents, which she Grendel proofed as she was crawling throught them.
Life had become peaceful, and she was a hero, so praised, instead of being made fun of for being smart, as she was made fun of so long ago.
Now the norns and grendels would be seperated forever, and the ettins would be able to do maitenance on the jungle's technology center, without jungle surface access.
IT ALL SEEMED PERFECT.
But, she never counted on a NORN using the vents to get INTO the jungle, and back to home.
This idiotic norn, no education, never went into the learning center, and was afraid of learning. IT COULDN'T EVEN READ!
So all these combinations lead to this curious norn's horrible new discovery.
It dodged all the grendels, and swiped an egg from the egg layer. It then crawled back into the vents and got to the norn home.
All the norns thought it was a norn egg, uncivilized from the jungle, but the smartest norn, she was skeptical, and right to believe so.
The egg hatched, and was raised as if it was a norn. By now, all norns had grown tired of toys.
One day, the grendel was hungry, so it through it's primary caretaker across the norn home, and the norn hit the wall of the glass dome. The smartest norn was unhappy at the results, she knew it was unsafe here.
So she fled.....
To the Desert, and she lead on to live a happy life with the ettins, as she should have done originally after locking the jungle up.
The norns however, discovered wall bonking. The caretaker found it fun, but the grendal was now alone in it's section of the home, on a platform, in the treehouse, above the pond.
The norns looked at what had happened, and saw the fun the caretaker had had.
They were confused but knew this norn was having fun. Truth is that the caretaker had now gained brain damage, and found pain fun. It walked into the wall repeatedly for hours.
Once it was done for the day, many other norns had joined in. It had become a fad.
Once the smartest norn found out, she knew it was a fad, they would come to their senses, and never do it again.
But she was wrong, this was no fad, but a mutation, and a life style. That would never die out.
Later on, the shee of the ark, would contact other shee ships, and tell of wall bonking, and how it was a zombie like state of norns. But sadly, wall bonking happened NO MATTER WHAT.
The end.
OH, you wonder what happened to the norn who started wall bonking, and the grendel?
Well sadly, the baby grendel smashed the railings of the tree house balcony. It walked off the edge, fell, and hit the pond. It gained head trauma, and smashed a few ribs, and broke other bones. It couldn't get up to get out of the water, or cry for help. So it died, alone, unloved, bleeding, and in pain.
The Norn who started wall bonking, well, their thrill seeking and pain seeking lead them to walk into the jungle. It was beaten up by grendels, and then, it pushed a button, it fell into the pirahna pit, and it took a bath. It died slowly and painfully, but it took the pain as a final pleasure.
Oh, you want to know if the smartest norns' death was as bad as the others?
Well, she lead on to live in happiness and in the company of the ettins. She died of old age, and had 4 wonderful children, Part ettin too! The sad thing was, her mate was the result of an accidental experiment at the splicing machine, the ettins had gotten locked into the chambers after the norns they were using got angry. She had the best life possible to be honest.
THE END FOR REAL
I love writing stories like this, quite fun.
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Gumbo
    
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9/26/2009 | |
i love this, actually
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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xan
    
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9/26/2009 | |
This is amazing |

LoverIan
    
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9/27/2009 | |
Thankyou! I don't know if you're all joking or lying, but, finally somebody comments!
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Wup
    
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10/1/2009 | |
Less than three Eye ell ewe
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

LoverIan
    
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10/2/2009 | |
ell?
Do you mean 'less than 3 eyed all ewe' or something?
Because, that would be weird, imagine, all the baby sheeps are 3 eyed!
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Wup
    
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10/2/2009 | |
Go to Jared and you'll understand everything.
ps. I haven't played Monster Raannnrrrnnchhdoggy |

LoverIan
    
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10/3/2009 | |
Jared?
Are you making a joke about the commercial where the women go 'he went to jared's', and it's the commercial for the jewelry store 'jared's'.
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Yamishi
 
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10/28/2009 | |
The poor Grendel died alone and unloved and in pain . That was the saddest part . It was a good story, though . |
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