Ask Laura wrote:

Dear Laura,
I just realised something! It's amazing, no other Norn has even cared before! Wallbonking is painful and you can't eat elevators! It'll revolutionize Norn survival!
- surprised norn

Dear surprised norn,
You seem to possess a knowledge which surpasses that of your peers. I think you should preserve this rare gift and write a book documenting your discovery. One can only hope that future generations of Norns, hundreds of years down the line, may be intelligent enough to read and learn from it. "My Struggle: One Norn's Battle Against the Stupidity" could be a good working title. And who says it has to stop there? First books, then motivational talks, seminars – the possibilities are endless! Unfortunately, the downside to all this is that you probably won't be around to reap in the millions in cheese the book will produce for you, but at least your heirs will be well-fed!
- Laura