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LoverIan
    
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9/23/2009 | |
Ian: It's supposed to be randomness galore, meaning that there is randomness, but not as much as one would expect, but there is a lot.
Ogre: *Is stopped from pulverizing Jim* Wiefi iz eht su duhrk?
Ms Nom: You ish blindeds!
Ogre: I'M BLIND I AM BLIND I AM BLIND! AWAHHAHAHGHAHGHAHGAHHGH!
Ian: Let's end this, shall we? Immah firin' maih lazor, BWAAAAAAAAH! *Completely misses, but, makes a giant, ominously, pre-unmentioned boulder fall from the ceiling, bonking the Ogre on the head*
Ms Nom: Wow, you're not only crazy, but you have, HORRIBLE aim! But, you're a good luck charm/bad luck charm! *Turns into 'good luck cat'*
Orge: Ahvnajksba ajkbg jkvjaasioklg! Agknabjn aioqj val;gtisojh!
Ian: The ogre is blind, has a concusion, speaks gibberish, and cannot process any thoughts anymore.....
Ms Nom: So, someone could deal the finishing move, with, say, a plant related attack? *Points at Jim*
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rainbowcat1
    
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9/23/2009 | |
The kitty purrs and rubs on agentrok's legs. "You just love how obnoxious I am don't you?" The kitty runs back onto her shelf as agentrok dives insanely to grab her. "I'm the lovable aspect of this rp, right?" 
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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Arnout
    
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9/23/2009 | |
Jim heard some..... Crying? No, no not crying. Screaming.... He walked to a tree and he saw something... Blue.. Hanging inside the tree. It looked like a fish and got some gold/yellow thing hanging on his neck. He decided to climb in the tree and rescue that thing!
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EmergencyTowel
    
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9/25/2009 | |
"FINISH HIM!" a bodiless voice screams. I jump and slash the ogre's jugular vein one last time,and I take my pepperoni back as the body falls."FATALITY'
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Gumbo
    
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9/28/2009 | |
i died because i was asleep too long
in the spring you gotta let the flowers fully blossom
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LoverIan
    
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9/28/2009 | |
*This event takes place off stage, behind the scenes*
Ian: Yes rainbow, you are!
Ms Nom: WHAT? I thought I was!
Ian: Oh, you are, but, you're more of a silly, cute, intelligent, lolcat, and inside joke cat! Rainbow is the side character who just does heals, and acts really silly!
Ms Nom: Oh......
Ian: ANYWAYS.......
*BACK TO THE MAIN STORY....*
Ian: Did anyone notice that I was setting Jim up for a role in the fight, as the person who defeats the ogre? I said 'some plant related attack', meaning, Jim's plant powers
Ms Nom: Um, I'm just wondering, how do you know of Jim's power that has never been mentioned previously in the storyline?
Ian: Oh, well, still, it was foreshadowing, and setting Jim up....
Ms Nom: Anyways, I wonder, is Jim now getting a companion?
Ian: Eh, it doesn't matter! Anyways, now for an important message to someone:
Ian: Rainbow, could you please, kindly use a revive on Gumbosplat? Since gumbosplat hasn't even been able to break out of his room.....
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rainbowcat1
    
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9/28/2009 | |
"ah feels soo luved!"
*Rainbow revives Gumbo and places him in the room with everyone else*
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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LoverIan
    
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9/28/2009 | |
Ian: Not exactly what I meant, but, aw, what the heck!
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EmergencyTowel
    
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9/29/2009 | |
"anybody want sausage? Ignore the sausage shaped holes in the ogre's body. That has absolutley nothing to do with this. whatwhyareyoulookingatmethatwaystopitnow. AHHH!"
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Arnout
    
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9/29/2009 | |
Jim:"Sausage!? GIMME ONE! HUNGER! HUNGER BUURRRRNSS!" |

LoverIan
    
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9/30/2009 | |
Ian: YOU WANT FOOD?
Ms Nom: *Runs away*
Ian: YOU GET FOOD *Opens a vortex, and tons (Literally) of assorted foods fall from the sky, from a vortex, placed directly above Arnout*
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EmergencyTowel
    
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9/30/2009 | |
"ROAR" I say before knocking over the pile
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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9/30/2009 | |
Ian: That, what just happened, is IMPOSSIBLE!
Ms Nom: He's right, because, agent rock would have to jump a few yards into the air, and have the right speed, velocity, and strength, to knock the falling, gigantic, and literally weighing a large amount of tons, of food, out of the way.
Ian: Plus, the pile didn't even hit the ground yet! Not to mention that not a single piece of food hit Jim, which, is, almost a mathematical improbability!
Ms Nom: Besides, agent rock seems to imply that the pile of food had already hit Jim, which, it hadn't yet, and, Agent rock didn't give Jim time to defend himself, or even get out of the way.....
Ian: The reason it's an improbability, is because, the tower/pile of falling food, is over 40 stories high, and, the entire tower hadn't even popped out of the vortex!
Ms nom: Wasn't a large portion of the tower liquid?
Ian: Yeah......
*ALARM SOUNDS AGAIN*
Alarm: HELLO! DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE IGNORE ME! I SAID THAT THERE IS A MONSTER HOUSE GOING ON, MEANING, THAT, WELL, THAT WASN'T THE ONLY MONSTER!
Ian: Wait, that monster was like a boss!
ALARM: MY POINT EXACTLY, MEANING, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHING, BUT, THIS TIME, THERE IS, A SWARM!
*Hundreds of broccoli monsters appear out of nowhere*
Ms Nom: Um, maybe I can help with this one.... *Turns into broccoli cat* Nom Nom Nom *Readies fork and knive*
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EmergencyTowel
    
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10/1/2009 | |
"That was a joke! And these enemies are cruddy!"
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

Arnout
    
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10/1/2009 | |
Jim:"No! It,s a LAZOH! BWAAAAH!"
"Stop with Bwaaaaaing. Hey! Is that pepperoni?" |

rainbowcat1
    
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10/1/2009 | |
Nom nom nom, peperoni.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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EmergencyTowel
    
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10/1/2009 | |
"MINE" I scream,and dive for the pepperoni
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

LoverIan
    
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10/1/2009 | |
Ian: Okay, somebody else can rp the broccoli monsters, if they want.
Ms Nom: *Begins to try to eat the broccoli monsters, like the broccoli cat from I can has cheeseburger* Nom Nom Nom
Broccoli monster: AUUUGH MY BRAIN
Ms Nom: *Stops noming*
Broccoli monster: I NEVER SAID STOP!
Ms Nom: O_o *Resumes noming*
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rainbowcat1
    
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10/1/2009 | |
*hops back on shelf*
"Okay, have your pepperoni!"
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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Arnout
    
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10/2/2009 | |
"Noooooooo! It,s the broccoli monster!" Jim sent out, Pizza monster! |

EmergencyTowel
    
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10/2/2009 | |
I glance in Jim's direction,with a face that says "Your next" and hurl a molotov cocktail at the monsters.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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10/2/2009 | |
@.@ **** Hope its not related to ***nis. LOLZ
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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LoverIan
    
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10/2/2009 | |
Rainbow cat, if you notice, Starscream's signature, looks A LOT like it would mean that, which, we all suspect that it does.....
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Arnout
    
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10/3/2009 | |

Jim shows this picture. |

LoverIan
    
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10/3/2009 | |
Broccoli: WHAT? You..... YOU.... DON'T LOVE NOMMING ON ME ANYMORE?
Ms Nom: It's not that!
Broccoli: You..... DIRTY... DISGUSTING...
Ian: DON'T SAY IT!
Broccoli: B-
Ms Nom: I may be female, but I'm no dog!
Broccoli: W-
Ian: That could get me banned!
Broccoli: S-
Ian: THAT TOO!
Broccoli: Ok, so, she's a disgusting excuse for a cat!
Ms Nom: That works! *Begins ripping broccoli into shreds*
Ian: Anyways, off the topic of that drama!
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Arnout
    
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10/3/2009 | |
Jim:"Hey broccoli monster, this is your brother, the broccoli cat!"
Jim runs to the broccoli monster. |

LoverIan
    
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10/3/2009 | |
Ian: Broccoli monsters, there isn't just one, but there's a swarm, but, now it's more of a crowd, as ms nom ate too many! Also, the broccoli cat is a actual lol cat type, which, has been known to eat broccoli, and eats it in the funniest ways!
Ms Nom: True! Also, the broccoli monsters, are giant broccoli things, in other words, not that dangerous, but, can only die by being eaten, as, they divide if certain things happen! Luckily, our only weapon, them being edible!
Ian: Not to mention that ms nom is female!
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rainbowcat1
    
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10/3/2009 | |
"Ian, you spend a lot of time talking to yourself," remarks the oh-so-tactful kitty.
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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LoverIan
    
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10/3/2009 | |
Ian: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? R U A STALKER IRL?
Ms Nom: Ian, stop using chat speak....
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EmergencyTowel
    
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10/3/2009 | |
"I smell of cheeessseee!" I scream before stuffing a rag in front of one monster's face and asking him if it smelled weird. He just passed out.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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10/3/2009 | |
"Nope, I'm not an irl stalker, I just happen to notice that the bulk of the conversation in this topic is between you and Ms. Nom, who's speech is conjured by, well, you."
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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Arnout
    
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10/5/2009 | |
Jim:"I,ve got a lot of pets, and they are all LOLcats! I don,t know how i have got them, but they are crazy."
The LOLcats start eating the broccolimonsters. |

LoverIan
    
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10/7/2009 | |
Ian: Conshpiracaey theory!
Ms Nom: He means to say that it is a conspiracy, technically, you're right, but, sadly, you shouldn't say things that break the fourth wall!
Ian: Also, isn't it a crime to have a conspiracy?
Ms Nom: You're thinking of murder.....
Ian: Jim, the stock zombies, is wrong, it's crawler zombies, they're slow!
Ms Nom: Oh, and, the conversations may be between us mostly, but that's because Ian is someone who talks a lot!
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EmergencyTowel
    
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10/7/2009 | |
"okay,mr. schizophrenia Keep talking to your other personality while we fight." I say sarcastically. "antidisestablishmentarianism" I stab several broccoli monsters,and dance on their writhing bodies.
In my nerd cave, nobody can hear you scream.
Feed my pets: Shroomy and Glow! |

rainbowcat1
    
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10/7/2009 | |
"Can I join the dance? I know how to salsa!"
"Everything you can imagine is real" ~Pablo Picasso

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