Dear Laura,
Help! The Hand is doing something strange to me! He looks at me sideways and I get this odd feeling and hear these weird bells, and then things seem to jump. It's like he's using a time machine on me! I end up in the weirdest places! I have a horrible feeling that I won't find my way back to the Norn Meso again! To make it worse, recently the feeling seemed to replace my legs and cheese tasted odd ever since! What can I do?!
- Scared of Exports
Dear Scared of Exports,
If your Hand is exporting you, there's no telling when he'll import you again! I strongly suggest you pack your things and take the first Warp portal out of there! Bring along plenty of food and seeds, and of course your family and friends, so you can start a new life on a new ship. Hopefully you'll find a Hand that doesn't relish in sending his Norns to Limbo!
- Laura