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Dear Laura,
I am terribly concerned about some memory problems that I have been experiencing recently. Could it be that I am becoming a senile Norn while I am still an adult? A friend suggested that my Hand back home might be using a Creature Remote Control and I just don't know what to think! Do you have any advice for a forgetful Norn like me?
Regards,
- A Spacey Blonde

Dear A Spacey Blonde,
Oh, you poor thing! I'm sure losing your memory must be nothing but terrifying and disorientating for you, but please be reassured when I tell you that it could be worse; at least you don't have delusions about eating elevators! [nscared]

Why don't you leave the high-tech world of cheese vendors and shiny buttons behind, and return to nature for a while? It sounds to me that escaping your normal routine is just what you need to get back on the mend. Just be careful to dodge any falling coconuts on your travels!
- Laura