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Dear Laura,
My Hand seems determined to humiliate me! She said we were going on vacation, but she's spent the past lifestage dressing me up in the most ridiculous outfits! Who even makes elf shoes in Norn sizes? What's worse, some of my friends tagged along with us, and they've been laughing at me! These elf shoes really chafe, and now I feel like some silly Harlequin Norn! What do I do?
- Very Embarrassed Norn

Dear Very Embarrassed Norn,
Our Harlequin brothers and sisters have always been subject to some unfair attention because of their sense of style. Personally, I blame The Lone Shee for writing The Harlequin Norn Story! If anything it just goes to show that there's no accounting for taste when it comes to fashion, and your Hand is obviously quite the visionary in this field. The only thing you can do is close your eyes and imagine that you really are on vacation, until she's finished playing make believe. It wouldn't be wise to resist, not unless you want to find yourself dressed up as her personal jester! [nsmirk]

- Laura