Dear Laura,
I pushed a Norn into a pond yesterday. Do you think she will be mad at me? If so, what shall I do to calm her down?
- Ettin-Rob
Dear Ettin-Rob,
My naive Ettin friend, unless she's amphibious, drenching her is no way to win her affections; she'll only think you're a spiteful bully! Take it from a Norn with some experience in matters of the heart, you have to push the females gently, and definitely away from water, in order to make your feelings known. A heartfelt apology, along with a peace-offering of exotic flowers, should be sufficient enough to diffuse any anger, and perhaps a towel so that the poor girl can dry herself off? For your sake, I hope that you've learnt a valuable lesson about courtship. Be friendly, take things slowly and you might find she's a fan of inter-species relationships... If she ever forgives you, that is!
- Laura