Dear Laura,
A Grendel tried to kisspop me... What do I do?
- Tongue Tied Norn
Dear Tongue Tied Norn,
Whether it was a very confused Grendel, or a mischievous Norn, playing a prank with an old, discarded Grendel hide it found, a nice hot shower will make you feel as good as new. Unless it's a cold shower you need. 
- Laura