Creatures Caves

1. Who are you named after? There are several conflicting histories, but I believe that I am named after my Grandfather and the fictional character Andy Taylor. The Andy Griffith Show was apparently one of my father's comforts during his Turn the Page-esque time as a traveling musician and he made an agreement with another member that they'd both name their sons after him.

2. Last time you cried? I don't remember, but it had to do with NASA. Space makes me cry.

3. Do you like your handwriting? I think it is funny.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Capocolla.

5. What month were you born? January.

6. Do you still have your tonsils? No. I was eight. When I was going in for surgery, the hospital people gave me a plush panda with a red paper heart on its hand. Several years later, I suddenly realized that the panda vanished between when I went under and when I woke up. They stole my panda.

7. Would you bungee jump? If possible.

8. Favourite kind of cereal? Captain Crunch. It does strange things to the inside of my cheeks and makes me bleed, and I've never worked out why.

9. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Never.

10. Favourite ice cream flavor? Vanillas. They go well with cakes and such.

11. What is the first thing you notice about a person? Their smell.

12. Football or baseball? Baseball, because no one likes it and they play funeral music at the games to enhance the atmosphere of gloom.

13. What color pants are you wearing? Mostly blue.

14. Last thing you ate? Lemon cupcake.

15. What are you listening to? A fan.

16. What colour do you like? All colors.

17. What is your favorite smell? Fish, rain, rubbing alcohol. I like iodine because it's what my mother always used to smell like.

18. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? A robot pretending to be my bank.

19. Married? No.

20. Hair colour? Dishwater blonde.

21. Eye Colour? Blue.

22. Favorite foods to eat? Fried chicken or beef, whatever I can manage to cook.

23. Scary movies or happy endings? Scary I guess. It seems more fun.

24. Last movie you watched? Watched The Machinist with my sister. Managed to enjoy the movie despite her constant paranoia that someone was going to come tell her to turn the volume down. I wrestled the remote from her and wouldn't let her turn it up and down constantly anymore.

25. What color shirt are you wearing? None.

26. Favourite Holiday? Halloween. There is no expectation of gifts from me.

27. Beer or wine? No no no.

28. Night owl or morning person? Night owl. I can not escape.

29. Favorite day of the week? They are all the same.

30. Favorite season? Winter. I can wear so much.

31. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.â€¨
"...affairs, told the House of Commons that instructions had been issued..."

32. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?â€¨
Golden floor lamp.

33. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?â€¨
I was going to continue my great works.

34. What is the last thing you watched on TV?â€¨
Seinfeld I think.

35. Without looking, guess what time it isâ€¨.
7am

36. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?â€¨
8:34am

37. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?â€¨
Someone on the floor above walking, and the fan. Mice too, I think.

38. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?â€¨
Yesterday. I was spraying paint.

39. Did you dream last night?â€¨
Yes. It was something nonsensical about rules for a game.

40. Do you remember your dreams?â€¨
I try.

41. When did you last laugh?â€¨
Several hours ago.

42. Do you remember why / at what?â€¨
Rich Evans.

43. What is on the walls of the room you are in?â€¨
Wood paneling. Several paintings done in highschool by someone I've not seen since 2013.

44. Seen anything weird lately?â€¨
Only the usual legs on everything. Grandma's been seeing lots of crap.

45. What do you think of this quiz?â€¨
It is an excuse to post words I dun typed.

46. What is the last film you saw?â€¨
The Machinist.

47. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?â€¨
Massachusets I guess. There seem to be jobs for people with my degree there. After that, somewhere with affordable healthcare n' such. Just in case.

48. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?â€¨
Some raw chicken. Also, some more Alclad2 Chrome paint.

49. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.â€¨
My two eyes see colors differently.

50. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?â€¨
I would create a terrifying god who is willing to talk.

51. Do you like to dance?â€¨
I like the idea of dancing.

52. Would you ever consider living abroad?â€¨
Yes.

53. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?â€¨
Probably.

54. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?â€¨
The robot.

55. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A calculator with good trig functions.

56. Last time you swam in a pool?
I don't remember.

57. Type of music you like most?
I'm one of those freaks who just likes certain groups.

58. Type of music you dislike most?
The radio stations in my area that play the same handful of songs as each other forever. Even if I don't dislike the song. I hate hearing it.

59. Are you listening to music right now?
No.

60. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Nameless brown.