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evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/7/2014

Unfortunately, the deaf yo-yo pineapple expert was also starting to become a bit senile, and in all the confusion, forgot what it was they were supposed to be doing and started to wander off in the wrong direction.

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/7/2014  2

Fortunately, Nadia(who was still in the position of having a time machine that wouldn't go) realized this and caught up with him to get them back on track.

By the way, with wormholes, giant purple goats, pineapple yo-yo champions and slightly armless, telepathic interdimensional specialists, I think we can say that Fortunately/Unfortunately has once again been a success!


Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
Trell
Wee Scrivener

Trell


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  4/8/2014

Unfortunately, he was tired and wanted to go home.

Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!"

 
Tarilithina

Tarilithina


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  4/8/2014

Fortunately, there was a cafe right near by, and Nadia was able to convince him to get a cup of coffee to wake himself up.

Hi!
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/8/2014

Unfortunately, he hated coffee and would only drink tea, and the server at the cafe accidentally gave him chamomile instead of black tea, making him really start nodding off after only a few sips...

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/10/2014

Fortunately, a motorcyclist called Greg went flying through the window, landing softly against one of the sofas so as not to take any harm but waking up the pineapple yo-yo champion with the sound of shattering glass.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
Slohse

Slohse



  4/11/2014

Unfortunately, Nadia forgot what to do with the pineapple.

[nsleepy]
 
Tarilithina

Tarilithina


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  4/12/2014

Fortunately, the pineapple yo-yo champion still knew what to do, being an expert at it and all.

Hi!
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/12/2014

Unfortunately, just as Nadia realized this, she noticed that the pineapple, which she had placed on the cafe table, had been sliced into chunks by the shattered glass, and that Greg was already eating some of the sliced pineapple.

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
Slohse

Slohse



  4/13/2014

Fortunately, the pineapple had a bit of radiation in it, causing greg ,once he had eaten it, to become a pineapple himself.

[nsleepy]
 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/13/2014

Unfortunately, they weren't about to do something that had caused all this trouble for it's indecency using poor Greg.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/13/2014

Fortunately, due to the radiation, Greg the Pineapple had evolved telepathic powers; and, through listening to their thoughts, got some idea of what kind of things they were planning to do. Being an indecent sort of fellow himself, he sent the pair a message saying he was willing to go along with whatever they wanted to do with him, the more indecent the better...


"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
Tarilithina

Tarilithina


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  4/13/2014

Unfortunately, the arms, being telepathic, also heard Greg's message, and were horrified at the thought of what sorts of things he might do. So, they decided to stop him, by carrying him away to be dropped in a volcano somewhere.

Hi!
 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/15/2014

Fortunately, all this telepathy had rubbed off on the deaf pineapple yo-yo champion and he informed the arms that they were going to do it in private, causing them to bring him back to the café.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/20/2014

Bump.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/20/2014

Unfortunately, the bump made the arms drop Greg while they were on the way back to the cafe and were flying several hundred feet up in the air.

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
Trell
Wee Scrivener

Trell


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  4/22/2014

Fortunately, they were able to catch him.

Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!"

 
Tarilithina

Tarilithina


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  4/22/2014

Unfortunately, he had already dropped several feet and was going quite fast when they caught him, and the impact gave him a concussion, which destroyed his telepathy.

Hi!
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  4/22/2014  1

Fortunately, Nadia and her friend didn't need Greg to be telepathic for the things they had in mind for him. Since they had his consent already, they figured it was okay, and probably for the best that he could not express himself during the procedure nor describe to anyone what they had done to him afterwards.

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  4/27/2014

Unfortunately, the loss of telepathy was only temporary meaning that while they could do the procedure without him expressing himself but ran the risk of him describing it afterwards.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
Nutter
Senior Wrangler

Nutter



  4/28/2014

Fortunately, the pineapple yo-yo champion was passing through a brief window of lucidity, and Nadia convinced him they should just go for it anyway, and worry about it later.
 
Trell
Wee Scrivener

Trell


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  5/2/2014

Unfortunately, the window of lucidity was very brief indeed.

Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!"

 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  5/3/2014

Fortunately, Nadia figured out that at this rate it would probably take forever to get the time machine done, so she decided that when they did, they would go back and help themselves complete it.

Apparently at some point in the future they did manage to complete the time machine, because just as she had that thought, a bright swirling rift opened, and another slightly older Nadia and yo-yo champion jumped out of it to help them.


"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  5/4/2014

Unfortunately, the creation of a time loop caused the Universe to temporarily destabilize again and, while the only harm done was the following, Greg the pineapple slipped through a fissure to some unknown point in space-time.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  5/4/2014

Fortunately, since this had already happened to the future Nadia, she also had the foresight to bring along a replacement pineapple.

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  5/4/2014

Unfortunately, Greg reappeared over current Deaf Pineapple Yo-Yo Champion's head and knocked him out cold.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
Trell
Wee Scrivener

Trell


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  5/5/2014

Fortunately, Nadia was able to revive him.

Trell
"Holy crap in a casket!"

 
althalus99

althalus99



  5/7/2014

Unfortunately, Greg wasn't - being a pineapple and all - and began to feel rather depressed about his situation.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  5/7/2014

Fortunately, the floating telepathic arms noticed Greg's depression, and offered to bring him to their universe where he could live among them as a fellow telepathic being without judgement or prejudice and learn how to be independent by learning how to further develop his mental powers.

This was a nice offer considering he was off the hook for the whole time machine thing, since Nadia had brought a non-sentient replacement pineapple from the future which didn't have any ethical issues attached to its use for questionable yo-yo related hijinks.


"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
althalus99

althalus99



  5/15/2014

Unfortunately, this didn't particularly help Nadia and co.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
evolnemesis
Code Monkey

evolnemesis



  5/21/2014

Fortunately, the Yo-yo Expert remembered that his apartment was just around the corner, and since now they had all the ingredients needed for the time machine, and nothing particularly bad was happening, he managed to make it there with Nadia and their older selves.

The older Yo-Yo expert was a bit confused, he had not remembered they finished the time machine in his apartment, and hardly recognized where he was, probably because he was just a little further along in senility than the current one; and the older Nadia had forgotten to mention it, being too preoccupied with bragging to herself about how clever she had been to think of bringing along a replacement for Greg the Pineapple.


"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."
"We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

 
Slohse

Slohse



  5/25/2014

Unfortunately, Jared's (the pineapple yo-yo expert) Apartment had been sqeeshed by the giant rampaging purple goat.

[nsleepy]
 
VioletGrendel

VioletGrendel



  5/25/2014

Fortunately, the time machine was now working, so they went back in time to the Roman Empire.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42!

 
althalus99

althalus99



  5/26/2014

Unfortunately, they landed in the Coliseum during the middle of a gladiator fight.

Viva las Vegas - or not, it's up to you.
 
VioletGrendel

VioletGrendel



  5/26/2014

Fortunately, the emperor took a liking to them, and brought them back to the palace.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42!

 
 
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